Just Jack Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 You'll be fined if this bill goes through... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/texas-state-rep-jessica-farrar-proposes-male-masturbation-law-article-1.2996708 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Good thing I don't live in Texas. I would have to cross the border twice a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 i have a savings account for just this type of problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 If you get caught, you should be fined $100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Good thing I don't live in Texas. I would have to cross the border twice a day. Brush up on your braille too. Wouldn't want you to get lost looking for the border! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 inb4 ppp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Start a tab, I will never pay though... Unless you take sperm as a form of payment. If so then I wish to pay for my first offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 This would be the biggest tax increase history! And just like those bathroom bills, who really wants the job of enforcing the law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 The masturbation police will just watch you through cameras in your TV, PC, tablet or smart phone, now that's what I call candid camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Start a tab, I will never pay though... Unless you take sperm as a form of payment. If so then I wish to pay for my first offense.bill is due, we come to collect...You came up short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 This would be the biggest tax increase history! And just like those bathroom bills, who really wants the job of enforcing the law? slowly raises hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Father Guido Sarducci had it all figured out. 25 cents, 25 cents, 25 cents, 25 cents. It really starts to add up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 If one has a vasectomy, or is sterile for any reason, then he would be able to spank away without penalty, correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 My stupid Texas legislators! State has many issues and they concentrate on this one!! GRRRR!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Every sperm is sacred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkreed Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Ha this one's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 If one has a vasectomy, or is sterile for any reason, then he would be able to spank away without penalty, ERECT ? FIXED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 You'll be fined if this bill goes through... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/texas-state-rep-jessica-farrar-proposes-male-masturbation-law-article-1.2996708 Just plaster pictures of Representative Jessica Farrar all over the state, no will want to spank it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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