Just Jack Posted March 13, 2017 Posted March 13, 2017 You'll be fined if this bill goes through... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/texas-state-rep-jessica-farrar-proposes-male-masturbation-law-article-1.2996708
mead107 Posted March 13, 2017 Posted March 13, 2017 Good thing I don't live in Texas. I would have to cross the border twice a day.
teef Posted March 13, 2017 Posted March 13, 2017 i have a savings account for just this type of problem.
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 13, 2017 Posted March 13, 2017 Good thing I don't live in Texas. I would have to cross the border twice a day. Brush up on your braille too. Wouldn't want you to get lost looking for the border! ;-)
Beef Jerky Posted March 13, 2017 Posted March 13, 2017 Start a tab, I will never pay though... Unless you take sperm as a form of payment. If so then I wish to pay for my first offense.
/dev/null Posted March 14, 2017 Posted March 14, 2017 This would be the biggest tax increase history! And just like those bathroom bills, who really wants the job of enforcing the law?
frostbitmic Posted March 14, 2017 Posted March 14, 2017 The masturbation police will just watch you through cameras in your TV, PC, tablet or smart phone, now that's what I call candid camera.
boyst Posted March 14, 2017 Posted March 14, 2017 Start a tab, I will never pay though... Unless you take sperm as a form of payment. If so then I wish to pay for my first offense.bill is due, we come to collect...You came up short.
teef Posted March 14, 2017 Posted March 14, 2017 This would be the biggest tax increase history! And just like those bathroom bills, who really wants the job of enforcing the law? slowly raises hand...
K-9 Posted March 14, 2017 Posted March 14, 2017 Father Guido Sarducci had it all figured out. 25 cents, 25 cents, 25 cents, 25 cents. It really starts to add up.
Gugny Posted March 14, 2017 Posted March 14, 2017 If one has a vasectomy, or is sterile for any reason, then he would be able to spank away without penalty, correct?
CowgirlsFan Posted March 14, 2017 Posted March 14, 2017 My stupid Texas legislators! State has many issues and they concentrate on this one!! GRRRR!!!!
mead107 Posted March 14, 2017 Posted March 14, 2017 If one has a vasectomy, or is sterile for any reason, then he would be able to spank away without penalty, ERECT ? FIXED
Gary M Posted March 15, 2017 Posted March 15, 2017 You'll be fined if this bill goes through... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/texas-state-rep-jessica-farrar-proposes-male-masturbation-law-article-1.2996708 Just plaster pictures of Representative Jessica Farrar all over the state, no will want to spank it anymore.
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