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Today I learned two things:

 

1) People in hospice aren't "dying," they're "transitioning."  From life to death.  Which is somehow different from "dying."  When I asked for clarification ("If you don't start making sense in the next 20 seconds, I'm going to drive over and transition your ass.  Now tell me...what is going to happen to you?") none was particularly forthcoming.  As near as I can tell, "transitioning" is somewhere between a state of Monty Python/Holy Grail "Grandma's not quite dead yet" and Monty Python/Parrot Sketch "Grandma's pinin' for the fjords.  Beautiful bird, grandma, lovely plumage."

 

2) When someone with COPD has outpatient surgery, and is given two doses of fentanil after the surgery for pain management, this can cause "complications," which is apparently a euphemism for "respiratory arrest."  

 

Oh, and I learned a third thing: there are apparently doctors dumb enough to give two doses of a strong respiratory depressant to a patient with  COPD.  :wallbash:

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10 hours ago, Canadian Bills Fan said:

 

i could see why it is being popular

 

Mad honey has non-culinary uses too. Turkey and Nepal, the epicenters of mad honey production, have traditionally cultivated the honey as medicine. Today, it’s touted as relieving hypertension, providing a burst of energy, and being a sweet substitute for Viagra.

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1 hour ago, Canadian Bills Fan said:

 

It's the home of Jerry Falwell's Liberty University....

 

I spent most of a year in a dry area in Arkansas on a file, when the charter would come up for voting the fundamentalists and the owner of Bobby's Booze Shack "just outside county lines" lobbied to keep it dry.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Canadian Bills Fan said:

 

I will add a US dry county tidbit.

 

FloydFest is an annual music fest in SW Virginia that actually takes place on land in Patrick county, not Floyd county.  To 'legally' purchase alcohol, you have to go inside designated tents/areas. However, everyone walks around with cups or bottles that have alcohol of some sort in them and no one checks until you pass out. However, they do check when you are exiting the designated tents. But there are creative ways around that as well. The land where the fest is held actually borders Floyd county and within a 200 yd walk from the fest is Villa Appalachia which produces some nice Italian vino. I will listen to some music, then take a short walk just past the edge of the festival to Villa Appalachia, and do some wine tasting and purchase there. Fortunately, they are that close but that was completely unintended as the winery was there long before FloydFest began. Kinda unusual to be at a somewhat crazy, fun fest and then walk a few minutes to this serene outpost.

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2 hours ago, row_33 said:

 

It's the home of Jerry Falwell's Liberty University....

 

I spent most of a year in a dry area in Arkansas on a file, when the charter would come up for voting the fundamentalists and the owner of Bobby's Booze Shack "just outside county lines" lobbied to keep it dry.

 

 

of course he did ....  the only bar in the area is guaranteed customers 

2 hours ago, Canadian Bills Fan said:

 dude TMI  !!!!   keep that nasty sex talk private !!!    :D

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10 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

of course he did ....  the only bar in the area is guaranteed customers 

 

 

One boozer in the group made the drive to the Booze Shack every day

 

 

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here is a joke you could possibly add as a TIL 

 

What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common ?

 

 

 

 

 

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingon's 

Just now, row_33 said:

 

One boozer in the group made the drive to the Booze Shack every day

 

 

no doubt.  

 

I lived in Alan Texas for about a year where Collin county went dry.  There was a drive-through beer and wine store that had to apply to get "Grandfatheed in" so they could remain open.  Other than that it was a 30 minute ride to the store for a 6 pack 

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3 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

 

 

 

 

 

no doubt.  

 

I lived in Alan Texas for about a year where Collin county went dry.  There was a drive-through beer and wine store that had to apply to get "Grandfatheed in" so they could remain open.  Other than that it was a 30 minute ride to the store for a 6 pack 

 

The guy was a total jerk and would drive drunk for another pick up of booze.  I had no problem with this, would have been fine if he had hit a tree or a cow.

 

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Today I learned that Peter Gabriel doesn't want to "shock the monkey tonight."  He wants to shock the monkey to life.

 

Only took me 35 years to figure it out, too.

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2 hours ago, DC Tom said:

Today I learned that Peter Gabriel doesn't want to "shock the monkey tonight."  He wants to shock the monkey to life.

 

Only took me 35 years to figure it out, too.

Holy...Phu....!!!

 

I confirmed it myself right now.  WTF alternate reality have I been living in?*

 

 

 

 

*Please, that's rhetorical, YOU (or anyone else) don't have to answer! :D

 

 

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