DC Tom Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Ask my wife, I'm pretty much a one fingered pecker. Oh, that sounds bad..... You still weren't holding them up in the air. Go ahead and try it. Type with your index fingers while holding your middle fingers in the air. You can't do it.
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Blue is statistically the most common "favorite color." So it's the answer you'd expect. And if we know anything about statistics on PPP, it's that anything that isn't the expected value is error. So Augie's favorite color is blue, and if he says it isn't, he's wrong. QED. As for the number of fingers he's holding up...I'm pretty damned sure that he wasn't standing around with his fingers in the air waiting for me to post, so I'm highly confident that at the time of my post he was holding up zero fingers. Alternately, at the time of his post...he was using his fingers to type, ergo holding up zero fingers. See above. You were not holding up two fingers while typing. I know. Why I changed color up radically, didn't want sound like a dweeb. Who doesn't like burnt sienna or red umber?
Augie Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 You still weren't holding them up in the air. Go ahead and try it. Type with your index fingers while holding your middle fingers in the air. You can't do it. Tragic farm accident as a child....
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Tragic farm accident as a child.... Just tell him you have speech recognition software. :-)
Augie Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Just tell him you have speech recognition software. :-) Well, I do, of course. I was just waiting for him to figure it out.
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Well, I do, of course. I was just waiting for him to figure it out. Don't hold your breath, Captain Oblivious is straining his brain on where I stand on the Asian carp debate. Not sure how much more obvious I can be. No doubt, he is burning the 85 octane, economy blend (and he's @ sea level) as we post, to finally put us in our places once and for all! ;-)
Augie Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 I'm just all fun here, there are few things I take VERY seriously. You'll all know if we ever get on one of those points. And then I may be banned.....
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 I'm just all fun here, there are few things I take VERY seriously. You'll all know if we ever get on one of those points. And then I may be banned..... Yep! Same here, yet it may seem like I do. The biting banter is what what I live for! :-) No worries @ all. We all got our own special way.
DC Tom Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Well, I do, of course. I was just waiting for him to figure it out. No you don't. You spell too well.
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 29, 2017 Author Posted June 29, 2017 TIL at a 1984 Queen gig, Freddie Mercury took a nasty fall and hurt his leg midway through the show. After convening with his bandmates, he decided it wouldn't be fair to fans to end it. In substantial pain, he performed Bohemian Rhapsody, We Will Rock You & We Are the Champions seated at his piano. CBF
DC Tom Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 TIL at a 1984 Queen gig, Freddie Mercury took a nasty fall and hurt his leg midway through the show. After convening with his bandmates, he decided it wouldn't be fair to fans to end it. In substantial pain, he performed Bohemian Rhapsody, We Will Rock You & We Are the Champions seated at his piano. CBF Compare that to Axl Rose, who's quit a show because his feelings were hurt.
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 29, 2017 Author Posted June 29, 2017 Compare that to Axl Rose, who's quit a show because his feelings were hurt. I knew that CBF
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 29, 2017 Author Posted June 29, 2017 TIL that the band Jet's second album was rated a 0.0 out of 10 by Pitchfork magazine and in lieu of writing a review, a YouTube video of a monkey urinating into his own mouth was put up on their site. CBF
DC Tom Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 TIL that the band Jet's second album was rated a 0.0 out of 10 by Pitchfork magazine and in lieu of writing a review, a YouTube video of a monkey urinating into his own mouth was put up on their site. CBF That's two things you learned today. That's not fair. Unlearn this, right now.
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 TIL female dragonflies fake their own deaths to avoid having sex CBF
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 TIL that in 1990 a wrongly-installed windscreen on BA Flight 5390 fell out, causing the plane’s cockpit to decompress and its captain to be pulled halfway out of the aircraft at over 17,000 feet. The crew held on to the captain's body fearing it get sucked into the engine. The captain survived. CBF
Augie Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 TIL that in 1990 a wrongly-installed windscreen on BA Flight 5390 fell out, causing the plane’s cockpit to decompress and its captain to be pulled halfway out of the aircraft at over 17,000 feet. The crew held on to the captain's body fearing it get sucked into the engine. The captain survived. CBF Geez, good thing for the captain the crew was worried about the engine!
DC Tom Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 TIL female dragonflies fake their own deaths to avoid having sex CBF I knew that. But only because, from all appearances, I married a female dragonfly.
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