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I have the flu. What am I? I'm mad. I have to change in to a robe for an xray.

I so called out the xray tech. She wouldn't tell me what she saw. I told her she was just scared. She laughed at me :(

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I have the flu. What am I? I'm mad. I have to change in to a robe for an xray.

I so called out the xray tech. She wouldn't tell me what she saw. I told her she was just scared. She laughed at me :(

 

I heard you once thought you had testicular cancer. They did an MRI and found nothing.

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I heard you once thought you had testicular cancer. They did an MRI and found nothing.

the joke was they found a foreign object. It was long thick and dark
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I have the flu. What am I? I'm mad. I have to change in to a robe for an xray.

I so called out the xray tech. She wouldn't tell me what she saw. I told her she was just scared. She laughed at me :(

 

 

This flu that is going around is a bad one. I couldn't shake it for 5 days. The worst since the one I had in 1994. This one fired up my rheumatoid arthritis with a nasty flare up, I am still feeling it.

 

I was ready to go into the doctor thinking I had pneumonia again, and then it broke! A truckload of Advil is the only thing that seems to break the inflammation for me.

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I heard you once thought you had testicular cancer. They did an MRI and found nothing.

 

This made me laugh more than it should have. I'm still somewhere around 12 years old at heart.

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