dib Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Received a phone call today, apparently the IRS has a warrant out for my arrest! I contacted a Nigerian Prince for help but so far no luck. I figure if I can capture Bigfoot, I can sell him to make up the money. What to do?
Augie Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Give me $1,000 and I can make this all go away. I suspect there are severe penalties for impersonating an IRS agent, but you may have a good little scheme going!
Just Jack Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Give me $1,000 and I can make this all go away. I'll do it for $895
BarkLessWagMore Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 (edited) I'll do it for $895 but only if it is in iTunes gift cards. Edited March 8, 2017 by BarkLessWagMore
dib Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 I'm thinking if I wear an tin foil hat i can hide from the IRS
Captain_Quint Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Dont turn on your smart TV! They can find you!
Beef Jerky Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I'm thinking if I wear an tin foil hat i can hide from the IRS I sell those also.
Saxum Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Received a phone call today, apparently the IRS has a warrant out for my arrest! I contacted a Nigerian Prince for help but so far no luck. I figure if I can capture Bigfoot, I can sell him to make up the money. What to do? I got such a call and I told caller I work for IRS and that I'd be back with them after I got court order to get the number the person was calling from. *CLICK*
RaoulDuke79 Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Flee the country with Sebastian the ibis. Go Canes.
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