Last Post Wins: Priest and a Rabbi

[/dev/null]

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...

[DC Tom]

And congratulate Cugalbanana on winning the original last post wins thread, before his victory was stolen by the cowardly /dev/null.

 

Edit: Die, thread, die!

Edited February 26, 2017 by DC Tom

[KD in CA]

...before joining an Imam and a Mahatma to jointly decree their religions and peoples have agreed to settle all differences and recognize the hypnotoad is the one true evil in the world.

[Steve O]

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...

After being served their drinks they start to chat:

Rabbi - Father, I just had sex with an eighteen year old girl

Priest - My son, we are obviously of different faiths, why are you telling this to me?

Rabbi - I'm telling everyone

[boyst]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 26, 2017 by Boyst62

[mead107]

When drinking they told the bartender that Gug would be in to pay the tab.

[The Poojer]

They were all eaten by rats

[Chef Jim]

The size of cats.

[/dev/null]

They were all eaten by rats

 

The size of cats.

 

peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

[mead107]

That is hollowed out to bring drugs into

[BringBackFergy]

I just received a PM from JustJack and he told me to make one last post and then it's closed. Here's his message: "Fergy - tell those yahoos in the Last Post Wins" thread that you can make the last post and then I'm shutting it down. Your Friend in Moderation - Just Jack"

 

There ya have it....any posts after this are a clear violation and will not be counted.

 

What do I win?

[Just Jack]

I just received a PM from JustJack and he told me to make one last post and then it's closed. Here's his message: "Fergy - tell those yahoos in the Last Post Wins" thread that you can make the last post and then I'm shutting it down. Your Friend in Moderation - Just Jack"

 

There ya have it....any posts after this are a clear violation and will not be counted.

 

What do I win?

Nothing, because I never sent that.

[BringBackFergy]

Nothing, because I never sent that.

[/dev/null]

I just received a PM from JustJack and he told me to make one last post and then it's closed. Here's his message: "Fergy - tell those yahoos in the Last Post Wins" thread that you can make the last post and then I'm shutting it down. Your Friend in Moderation - Just Jack"

 

There ya have it....any posts after this are a clear violation and will not be counted.

 

What do I win?

#fakenews

[mead107]

Jail time for the fake news

[DC Tom]

You win an Oscar for Best Post...

 

No, wait, that Oscar goes to Just Jack. I'm not joking. Just Jack won.

[BringBackFergy]

You win an Oscar for Best Post...

 

No, wait, that Oscar goes to Just Jack. I'm not joking. Just Jack won.

Ok Ok. End thread

[ChevyVanMiller]

While sitting at the bar the rabbi looks at the priest and says, "You know in my religion it is forbidden to eat pork, but I must admit there have been a few times where I've snuck a bite of pepperoni or had a taste of honeysuckle ham. "

 

The priest draws himself up on the barstool and says, "Well in my religion it is strictly forbidden for me to know the pleasures of a woman's flesh and I am very proud to report that I've never once broken that decree from God. "

 

The rabbi looks at his friend as a smile spreads across his face. "You should give it a try, its a hell of a lot more enjoyable than pork."

[mead107]

Not ending till after this post.

Ok close it.

[BringBackFergy]

Not ending till after this post.

Ok close it.

I agree with Mead.