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"There's nothing at all wrong with Shaq Lawson's shoulder. Our medical staff gave him a green light. We expect him to be a day-one starter."

Adolphus Washington will be playing right off the short bus.
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Our 4th place defense isn't good enough. By the end of the season we'll be #1 easily.

Ha ha some of these are so funny!! Rex was the perfect guy for alternate facts!!

 

Rob Ryan is a damn good football coach.

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We're going to build a bully

 

I'm going to fit the scheme to the players.

 

Nate Hackett was the Best Offensive coordinator. No one was better. He designed the game plan and called the plays. All of them. He did great.

 

Dennis Thurman was the Best Defensive Coordinator. No one was better. He designed the game plan and called the plays. All of them. He did great.

 

Tyrod Taylor is a Pro-Bowl Quarterback... oh wait, that happened

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"It was just too much detail for a lot of guys, and I feel like for a lot of guys it was too much going on for them to check here and check there, if this happens and that happens," - Marcell Dareus

 

ALTERNATE FACT:

 

"Instead of reading his playbook, he was too busy lighting up. Are you serous? First of all, I've been in this system my entire career. Eleven years, I've been in this system. As a defensive lineman, you only have like four (or five) fronts. Man, if you can't remember five fronts, I don't know what to tell you, bro. We can't put the playbook in crayon" - Bart Scott

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