Dr.Sack Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 So many good one liners attributed to Trump's electoral college victory. I'd like to hear your favorites and rationale. I'll start with mine. "Grab them by the kitty". When Trump secretly echoed this phrase to the Bush family famous metrosexual Bill "Ryan Seacrest" Bush in 2005, little did he know this would help in win the election. While the mainstream media including those at RNC hq Fox News regretably conceded the bad optics and damaging words I came away differently. You see, for years the post-Industrial Midwest had been marred by high unemployment, and untreated male erectile dysfunction. Many baby boomers longed for a job, but more importantly one that would provide health insurance for their now impotent penises to grow erect once again. Upon hearing Trump, a true man of the people, say these now 5 infamous words, men "Sprung" into action. It was as if just hearing these words, erased a generation of feminist empowerment and hearing the words became akin to Pavlov's dog. Pensises all over the Midwest were once erect again. Porn searches of "grab them by the kitty" skyrocketed. An entirely new genre of porn sprung up. A whole new cottage industry. Men everywhere mostly those with 40" pants or greater were fondling women. Women were shocked at first but eventually succumbed to the hysteria. It was fantastic. A new slogan was erected #MakeAmericaErectAgain and Trump won PA, MI & WI by the slimmest of margins 78,000 votes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 TL;DR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DC Tom Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 TL;DR ts;dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 This is why people mock you here. Because you can't even post a cartoon that is relevant. And please...don't make us break out Obama's 57 states, or the way Joe Biden says the word "jobs" is a little three-letter word, because we can do this ALL WEEKEND LONG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 As a single issue "kitty grabbing" voter, this won me over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I would say it better than raping her kitty. You know, like the hubby of the other candidate did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I would say it better than raping her kitty. You know, like the hubby of the other candidate did. Geeze...LoL... You Guys can't stay on topic! Let's talk about the sitting POS. (I specifically left out the "TU.") ;-) Bubba Bad!, circa 20 years ago! :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Geeze...LoL... You Guys can't stay on topic! Let's talk about the sitting POS. (I specifically left out the "TU.") ;-) Bubba Bad!, circa 20 years ago! :-P How long ago was that Trump comment? When does the statute of limitations run out on being a POS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grinreaper Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Geeze...LoL... You Guys can't stay on topic! Let's talk about the sitting POS. (I specifically left out the "TU.") ;-) Bubba Bad!, circa 20 years ago! :-P Here, I got you a more appropriate avatar: https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M7f1f1bd1b5ffe317481ac206bb690043H0&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 How long ago was that Trump comment? When does the statute of limitations run out on being a POS? Not 20 years ago. Little more obvious this time around, deplorables actually voted in a POS. People who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Here, I got you a more appropriate avatar: https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M7f1f1bd1b5ffe317481ac206bb690043H0&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0 LoL... Just trying to keep "my peeps" on topic! Go figure, me! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Geeze...LoL... You Guys can't stay on topic! Let's talk about the sitting POS. (I specifically left out the "TU.") ;-) Bubba Bad!, circa 20 years ago! :-P Did you miss where the original poster was bitching about Bush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Did you miss where the original poster was bitching about Bush? Yes. Have the beta bot .5 bring back threaded views that can be replied to. But still, going 8+ years deeper does seem a bit more desperate. Again, when does the tit-for-tat ever end? I said it a decade ago too... How 'bout living in the now, bring into question the actions of the one's currently in power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Again, when does the tit-for-tat ever end? Given that you can find people arguing if Republicans or Democrats were responsible for the Civil War, I'm going to guess...never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Not 20 years ago. How convenient. Little more obvious this time around, deplorables actually voted in a POS. People who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Libs love Bill Clinton and thought he did a great job. So... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) His use of the word "disaster" over and over is comical especially when applied to his political adversaries. I'm waiting for him to invoke federal disaster status to an actual person such as Chuck Schumer or a member of the media. Edited January 22, 2017 by keepthefaith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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