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McDermott: "So I should pretend Russ doesn't have a role in all personnel and coaching decisions?"

 

Whaley: "That's that. Err - I mean, right's right. Err, I mean that's right."

 

Brandon: "My evil 20 year plan of destroying the mental health of Western New Yorkers and Buffalo Bills fans throughout the world is working perfectly. Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

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McDermott: let me show you a full Nelson Russ. Doug for you I was thinking of a new move called the privy. It's a modified neck twist

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McD - So are we the team with the security that jacks on the sideline?

RB - No... no, that was San Diego.

McD - Riight, San Diego. So, our fans, are...

DW - (interrupting dejectedly) Yep. Flaming tables, asscrack beer luge, parking lot sex, and Brady's dildo.

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Whaley: Tell us about North Carolina...is it as warm there as they say?

Russ: Yeah, yeah...do they still sell salt water taffy?

Coach: Guys...let's talk football, ok?

McDermott: Hey, look behind us, but be discrete. Kim Pegula is in a short little dress and I'm about yay long right now.

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Whaley: Pssss....Russ!.....Look behind us. Marcell left his stash in here. Hope Coach didn't notice.

Russ: Oh s#!+

Coach: Guys, I can't wait to meet Marcell Dareus. He's the difference maker in MY defense! Is there a dead skunk in here...?

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