YoloinOhio Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 "So far, we've lost the offseason" "Is this thing on? No really, is it on? It doesn't seem to be working... is your audio crew competent?" "My first impression of OBD? Hmmm I'd say it's a little "toxic" "Who's the fat guy in the sailor hat?" "Why is there a poster of a kitten with a bandaged up foot in the head coach's office? Inside joke?"
Blokestradamus Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 "Rex left a picture of his wife's feet in the office. I'm definitely keeping that"
baskingridgebillsfan Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 I would like to hear. Ok let me start with any but the Buffalo news. ha what is your evaluation of Tyrod Taylor
DDD Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 I know I'll be fired in 3 years or less but heck, I'll give it a shot.
BuffaloHokie13 Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 "If our Front Office is any indication, we will lead the league in Toxic Differential"
Peter Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 Doug Whaley had me at hello. Doug Whaley and I finish each other's sentences. The Buffalo Bills were always my favorite team growing up (or I used to play them on whatever video game was around at the time). Obviously. Jerry and Bucky, I was warned about you guys. Shut the f**k up or I will show you how we treat whiners like you in Philadelphia.
YoloinOhio Posted January 11, 2017 Author Posted January 11, 2017 "My defensive philosophy is to field all 11 players"
QB Bills Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 Above all else: "Tyrod Taylor is our starting quarterback for 2017" Unless it's "We just acquired Drew Brees" or "We just traded for Philip Rivers"
nucci Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 Nothing. I don't like press conferences. They're useless
baskingridgebillsfan Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 "Rex left a picture of his wife's feet in the office. I'm definitely keeping that" of her feet
swnybillsfan Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 it is a passing league, and we are going to pass the ball. no kickoff specialist. a punt is NOT a positive play. we want to score EVERY time we have the ball, no matter how much time is on the clock.
nucci Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 Doug Whaley had me at hello. Doug Whaley and I finish each other's sentences. The Buffalo Bills were always my favorite team growing up (or I used to play them on whatever video game was around at the time). Obviously. Jerry and Bucky, I was warned about you guys. Shut the f**k up or I will show you how we treat whiners like you in Philadelphia. That I would like
BuffaloHokie13 Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 "I'm really hoping this goes over better than the last 2 Bills press conferences..."
baskingridgebillsfan Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 Doug Whaley had me at hello. Doug Whaley and I finish each other's sentences. The Buffalo Bills were always my favorite team growing up (or I used to play them on whatever video game was around at the time). Obviously. Jerry and Bucky, I was warned about you guys. Shut the f**k up or I will show you how we treat whiners like you in Philadelphia. while flexing
Blokestradamus Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 "I'm looking forward to adding to the proud tradition of missing the playoffs in Buffalo" "No, Jerry, I don't wax my bald head" "I will be clamping down on dress code like Ron Rivera. I've seen those 'Benrus Best Dressed' pictures and this team needs some fashion advice"
baskingridgebillsfan Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 is this thing on , it's about to be It's Freds turn always works for me
YoloinOhio Posted January 11, 2017 Author Posted January 11, 2017 "I'm really hoping this goes over better than the last 2 Bills press conferences..."[looks to his left at Whaley].... oh wait, HE'S here [rolls eyes]
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