plenzmd1 Posted January 10, 2017 Posted January 10, 2017 You know, the suburb of Dundalk was named by a Polish native from Buffalo. Dundalk, which is on the Patapsco River and right next to the Port of Baltimore, was originally just was part of Baltimore. One day a boat was attempting to dock on this gentlemen's property, and he simply said ... "sorry, Dun Dulk here.". and now you know the rest of the story!
Just Jack Posted January 10, 2017 Posted January 10, 2017 Kelly knows not to take any of my food without asking first, or she gets the hand.
BuffaloBud Posted January 10, 2017 Posted January 10, 2017 So not only does he have his a$$ in a legal wringer, when he gets home he's got to fix the holes in the kitchen floor.
/dev/null Posted January 10, 2017 Posted January 10, 2017 you can have his grilled cheese sammich when you pry it from his cold dead hand
Talley56 Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 Don't touch my fries either: http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2017/01/10/woman-stabbed-her-boyfriend-over-french-fries/96391418/
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 Reminds me of one time when Mrs Hammersticks burned my bagel. Last time that ever happened.
DC Tom Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 I don't know how shooting the ceiling is "attempted murder." That presupposes you're trying to hit someone you can't even see. Now, three charges of criminally negligent felony stupidity, that seems far more reasonable. With a 10-25 sentence each.
Azalin Posted January 13, 2017 Posted January 13, 2017 I have a friend who doesn't shower as frequently as he could. Thanks to this article, his new nickname shall henceforth be "Nonlethal pepper balls".
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