\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Happy Birthday Beerball...wherever you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Likewise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Happy Birthday We miss you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Happy Birthday "beer" Have a wonderful day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Happy Birthday! Enjoy the Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 anyone wishing to let him know...PM me i'll give you his cell# to text him... happy birthday beerball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 When is Beerball going to make an appearnce? I just cut off my second toe in my self-mutilating act to force him to appear. On the positive side my shoes don't feel too tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 500 text messages to Beerball to get him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Happy Birthday!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 500 text messages to Beerball to get him back. Well...He only needs 499 more. I sent him one and I got a nice thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Well...He only needs 499 more. I sent him one and I got a nice thank you. Give me his number. I'll text-enable the DC-Tom-bot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Give me his number. I'll text-enable the DC-Tom-bot. 212 479 7990 Call it. Don't text. Seriously. Any of you call "him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I think the key to getting him back is to start a thread with the title: Chupacabra, Chupacabra, Chupacabra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 (edited) Rumor has it that Beerball won't come back to the scene unless he is sufficiently stroked. He is such a dirty old man. Edited January 9, 2017 by JohnC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 You've come close to the reason Beerball has disappeared. His wife bought him a bidet. He has luxuriated in it to the extent that his wife can't get him off the bidet. He has isolated himself to the world for the sake of the pleasure of having a warm stream of water cleansing and stimulating his lower aperture. The reason for his isolation is he is addicted to getting his arse massaged. http://bidetking.com/alpha-jx-bidet-toilet-seat-review Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Rumor has it that Beerball won't come back to the scene unless he is sufficiently stroked. He is such a dirty old man. How many fingers are you down to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 How many fingers are you down to? I've started with my toes. So far I cut two toes. For the sake of balance and symmetry I started with the right foot and then went to the left. The sequence is easy to remember: right/left, right/left, right/left, right/left and right/left. Will someone tell that rat basturd Beerball to get back in action? Being toothless can be aggravating but going toeless is worse because it affects my mobility. It makes it difficult to go to 7/11 to buy my lottery tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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