Azalin Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 i'm imagining a suction cup being immersed in very warm vaseline
dib Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 I just opened up my new Dell laptop with Windows 10... sooo, it started making some really strange noises. I have no idea what this was... until I remembered waking up in the middle of the night last night terrified as I heard the same bizarre noises. It sounded like a police/fire scanner tonal sequence. Points will be awarded for the best honest answer. Style, humor and insults are also score-able. But, seriously, what the hell is happening? Dell, rhymes with Hell. I had one once, never again.
Gugny Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 Sound like 2 BBW's rimming ? And a partridge in a pear tree.
TSOL Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 It sounds like youre gonna need to open that puppy up and spray the belt with some belt dressing. First thing youre gonna need is a tiny screwdriver
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 WD-40 the sh*t out of it. It may soak in to the problem area.
boyst Posted January 5, 2017 Author Posted January 5, 2017 It sounds like youre gonna need to open that puppy up and spray the belt with some belt dressing. First thing youre gonna need is a tiny screwdriver what kind of vodka would you recommend?
CowgirlsFan Posted January 6, 2017 Posted January 6, 2017 what kind of vodka would you recommend? Skinny Girl Bare Naked Vodka. You asked..LOL
TSOL Posted January 6, 2017 Posted January 6, 2017 what kind of vodka would you recommend? Vodka? I thought you were talkin about your computer? Now just run down to autozone, pick up a can of Prestone belt dressing. Get the tiny screwdrivers at Compuserve, take the screen off, take the back off. Pull out the keyboard, youll see a bunch of wires and do-hickeys, dont worry about those, theyll be fine. Pull off the circuit board, you might have to pull pretty hard but dont worry about it, itll be fine. Under the curcuit board youll see a tiny belt attached to a hamster on a wheel. Feed the hamster, spray the belt, put it all back together, and i guarentee you wont hear any strange noises coming from your laptop anymore.
boyst Posted January 6, 2017 Author Posted January 6, 2017 Vodka? I thought you were talkin about your computer? Now just run down to autozone, pick up a can of Prestone belt dressing. Get the tiny screwdrivers at Compuserve, take the screen off, take the back off. Pull out the keyboard, youll see a bunch of wires and do-hickeys, dont worry about those, theyll be fine. Pull off the circuit board, you might have to pull pretty hard but dont worry about it, itll be fine. Under the curcuit board youll see a tiny belt attached to a hamster on a wheel. Feed the hamster, spray the belt, put it all back together, and i guarentee you wont hear any strange noises coming from your laptop anymore. so what do i do with the screw driver? won't it get warm? who wants a warm screw driver?
TSOL Posted January 6, 2017 Posted January 6, 2017 This frickin guy ^ Smh This is the last time i offer technical assistance on this site...
boyst Posted January 6, 2017 Author Posted January 6, 2017 This frickin guy ^ Smh This is the last time i offer technical assistance on this site... why?
TSOL Posted January 7, 2017 Posted January 7, 2017 why? Because the tiny screwdriver was for the hamster, not you.
gomper Posted January 7, 2017 Posted January 7, 2017 My IT GF asks.if any of the keys are depressed. She says some times during the manufacturing process, things can can get wedged underneath. She needs more info. Does this happen when the battery is in? Any corresponding flashing lights? She says....call Dell.
boyst Posted January 7, 2017 Author Posted January 7, 2017 My IT GF asks.if any of the keys are depressed. She says some times during the manufacturing process, things can can get wedged underneath. She needs more info. Does this happen when the battery is in? Any corresponding flashing lights? She says....call Dell. battery is in. it happened 3 times now when the laptop is closed, not plugged up, in hibernate when not in use. 2 times at night and once upon opening it from hibernating. no flashing lights, lasers or extra terrestrials. i've already viewed way too much porn to take it back to the store for a swap without having to wipe the thing clean, but i still could... read some pamphlet from the CF today about wiping servers so i think it maybe sort of similar and have an old bottle of pledge i need to use.
/dev/null Posted January 7, 2017 Posted January 7, 2017 read some pamphlet from the CF today about wiping servers i think it maybe sort of similar and have an old bottle of pledge i need to use.
Meathead Posted January 7, 2017 Posted January 7, 2017 Because the tiny screwdriver was for the hamster, not you. in a tiny cocktail glass, right? so you can get the tiny lingerie on it?
/dev/null Posted January 7, 2017 Posted January 7, 2017 CF ? Clinton foundation? Consider the source, jboyst is talking about Cow FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.......Fanciers
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2017 Posted January 7, 2017 It's too cold. Computer must of been built in South Florida. Return it to Miami stat! ...Before the whining drives you crazy!
gomper Posted January 7, 2017 Posted January 7, 2017 GF says without it in front of her she can't help, and she wouldn't touch without rubber gloves. She's a card that one. She said call support and tell them what's up.
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