boyst Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 I just opened up my new Dell laptop with Windows 10... sooo, it started making some really strange noises. I have no idea what this was... until I remembered waking up in the middle of the night last night terrified as I heard the same bizarre noises. It sounded like a police/fire scanner tonal sequence. Points will be awarded for the best honest answer. Style, humor and insults are also score-able. But, seriously, what the hell is happening?
DC Tom Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 Is there magic blue smoke coming out of it? Because the magic blue smoke is critical to the operation of electronic devices. Once the magic blue smoke escapes, electronics no longer work.
Chef Jim Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 (edited) Je ne sais pas quel est le problème, mais est probablement l'erreur de l'utilisateur Edited January 4, 2017 by Chef Jim
Chef Jim Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 (edited) On 1/4/2017 at 11:42 PM, mead107 said: It's all the gay porn you have on it Pas qu'il n'y ait rien de mal à cela. Edited January 4, 2017 by Chef Jim
boyst Posted January 4, 2017 Author Posted January 4, 2017 On 1/4/2017 at 11:42 PM, mead107 said: It's all the gay porn you have on it sooo, back in college it was fun to get a guys computer/laptop and open up a bunch of gay porn videos and start playing them...close his laptop and when he opens it tons of dongs just going at it... yeah, good times. On 1/4/2017 at 11:44 PM, Chef Jim said: Pas qu'il n'y ait rien de mal à cela. Mangez merde vous italien piquer On 1/4/2017 at 11:44 PM, Chef Jim said: Pas qu'il n'y ait rien de mal à cela. Mangez merde vous italien piquer
John from Riverside Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 Did you leave up a porn site and the volume at full blast?
boyst Posted January 5, 2017 Author Posted January 5, 2017 On 1/5/2017 at 12:02 AM, John from Hemet said: Did you leave up a porn site and the volume at full blast? i never have the volume too high On 1/5/2017 at 12:02 AM, Doc said: You had to go with the dial-up modem, didn't you? i steal wifi from neighbors when i don't have my hotspot up
The Poojer Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 did you leave the gay porn movies running? On 1/4/2017 at 11:30 PM, Boyst62 said: I just opened up my new Dell laptop with Windows 10... sooo, it started making some really strange noises. I have no idea what this was... until I remembered waking up in the middle of the night last night terrified as I heard the same bizarre noises. It sounded like a police/fire scanner tonal sequence. Points will be awarded for the best honest answer. Style, humor and insults are also score-able. But, seriously, what the hell is happening?
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 <additional generic pornography reference>
CowgirlsFan Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 Mr CGF feels it's trying to use an old dial up system since it's making that sound. He says to check your network connections.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 On 1/5/2017 at 3:42 AM, Ryan L Billz said: Sound like 2 BBW's rimming ? Oh, that sweet, sweet sound...
boyst Posted January 5, 2017 Author Posted January 5, 2017 On 1/5/2017 at 3:51 AM, Johnny Hammersticks said: Oh, that sweet, sweet sound... i'm imagining a suction cup being immersed in very warm vaseline
CowgirlsFan Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 Well...Let it be known it wasn't ME that mentioned warm Vaseline this time...In the past I recommended to Johnny Hammersticks he could use it to remove dried egg shells off of his car in -25 ° weather.
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 On 1/5/2017 at 3:35 AM, Johnny Hammersticks said: <additional generic pornography reference> 2 Cows 1 Cup
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