boyst Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I just opened up my new Dell laptop with Windows 10... sooo, it started making some really strange noises. I have no idea what this was... until I remembered waking up in the middle of the night last night terrified as I heard the same bizarre noises. It sounded like a police/fire scanner tonal sequence. Points will be awarded for the best honest answer. Style, humor and insults are also score-able. But, seriously, what the hell is happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Is there magic blue smoke coming out of it? Because the magic blue smoke is critical to the operation of electronic devices. Once the magic blue smoke escapes, electronics no longer work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 (edited) Je ne sais pas quel est le problème, mais est probablement l'erreur de l'utilisateur Edited January 4, 2017 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 It's all the gay porn you have on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 (edited) It's all the gay porn you have on it Pas qu'il n'y ait rien de mal à cela. Edited January 4, 2017 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 4, 2017 Author Share Posted January 4, 2017 It's all the gay porn you have on it sooo, back in college it was fun to get a guys computer/laptop and open up a bunch of gay porn videos and start playing them...close his laptop and when he opens it tons of dongs just going at it... yeah, good times. Pas qu'il n'y ait rien de mal à cela. Mangez merde vous italien piquer Pas qu'il n'y ait rien de mal à cela. Mangez merde vous italien piquer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Did you leave up a porn site and the volume at full blast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 You had to go with the dial-up modem, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 Did you leave up a porn site and the volume at full blast? i never have the volume too high You had to go with the dial-up modem, didn't you? i steal wifi from neighbors when i don't have my hotspot up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Poojer Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 did you leave the gay porn movies running? I just opened up my new Dell laptop with Windows 10... sooo, it started making some really strange noises. I have no idea what this was... until I remembered waking up in the middle of the night last night terrified as I heard the same bizarre noises. It sounded like a police/fire scanner tonal sequence. Points will be awarded for the best honest answer. Style, humor and insults are also score-able. But, seriously, what the hell is happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Maybe it has a cocked hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 <additional generic pornography reference> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Sound like 2 BBW's rimming ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Mr CGF feels it's trying to use an old dial up system since it's making that sound. He says to check your network connections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Ground up and in the freezer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Sound like 2 BBW's rimming ? Oh, that sweet, sweet sound... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 Oh, that sweet, sweet sound... i'm imagining a suction cup being immersed in very warm vaseline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Well...Let it be known it wasn't ME that mentioned warm Vaseline this time...In the past I recommended to Johnny Hammersticks he could use it to remove dried egg shells off of his car in -25 ° weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 <additional generic pornography reference> 2 Cows 1 Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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