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I just opened up my new Dell laptop with Windows 10... sooo, it started making some really strange noises. I have no idea what this was... until I remembered waking up in the middle of the night last night terrified as I heard the same bizarre noises. It sounded like a police/fire scanner tonal sequence.

 

Points will be awarded for the best honest answer. Style, humor and insults are also score-able.

 

But, seriously, what the hell is happening?

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Is there magic blue smoke coming out of it?

 

Because the magic blue smoke is critical to the operation of electronic devices. Once the magic blue smoke escapes, electronics no longer work.

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It's all the gay porn you have on it

sooo, back in college it was fun to get a guys computer/laptop and open up a bunch of gay porn videos and start playing them...close his laptop and when he opens it tons of dongs just going at it... yeah, good times.

 

 

 

 

Pas qu'il n'y ait rien de mal à cela.

Mangez merde vous italien piquer

 

 

Pas qu'il n'y ait rien de mal à cela.

Mangez merde vous italien piquer

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Did you leave up a porn site and the volume at full blast?

i never have the volume too high

 

You had to go with the dial-up modem, didn't you?

i steal wifi from neighbors when i don't have my hotspot up

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did you leave the gay porn movies running?

 

 

I just opened up my new Dell laptop with Windows 10... sooo, it started making some really strange noises. I have no idea what this was... until I remembered waking up in the middle of the night last night terrified as I heard the same bizarre noises. It sounded like a police/fire scanner tonal sequence.

 

Points will be awarded for the best honest answer. Style, humor and insults are also score-able.

 

But, seriously, what the hell is happening?

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Well...Let it be known it wasn't ME that mentioned warm Vaseline this time...In the past I recommended to Johnny Hammersticks he could use it to remove dried egg shells off of his car in -25 ° weather.

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