Dr. K Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 (edited) Spooning the pablum early, aren't you? What exactly do you people want him to say? I expect you want, "I hereby resign. I am responsible for everything that has gone wrong with this team. Rex Ryan was a saint. We should have called him Saint Rex. All my draft picks were failures. I did it on purpose, and because I am an idiot, and because I hate you. Oh, yes, I'm a coward, too. The trade up for Watkins was a deliberate ploy to ruin the team. So was my trading all of our 2013 draft picks in order to move up and draft EJ Manuel with the #1 pick in the entire draft, as you all remember, when we could easily have had Geno Smith in the second round, or Andrew Luck in the fifth, or Aaron Rodgers in the seventh, or any of the other franchise QBs who came out of that draft. We should have drafted a QB every other year like the Jets have done--look how well that has worked out. Jerry Sullivan is a saint. We should call him Saint Jerry. I screwed up in that trade for Hughes, too. And the Kouandjio draft pick--what a bust he has turned out to be. And the trade for Shady--what was I thinking? And hiring Schwartz--big mistake. And letting the Pegulas lose their minds over Rex when I could have forced them to hire someone else. Oops--I mean Saint Rex. It was my idea, not Saint Rex's, to draft that guy with the bad shoulder. And I knew Ragland's knee was going to blow out, ha ha! Tricked you, you losers! The new GM will be some really old guy who had success in 1993. The new coach will be some other really old guy whose name you recognize. We will call him Saint New Old Guy Coach and he will walk on water and you will be very happy with him because he is a Saint except he won't have to be a Saint because he won't have to deal with me, Doug Whaley, the reason for our 17-year playoff drought. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa." Edited January 2, 2017 by Dr. K
RussellDopeland Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 WGR will stream audio. If you're local then it will probably be on MSG during the John Murphy Show So- Hitler can announce to the press the collapse of Paulus's Army at Stalingrad, then afterwards Dr. Goebbels will come on the air to tell us that we are on the cusp of total victory.....Got it.
Rico Posted January 2, 2017 Author Posted January 2, 2017 Doesn't look like The bills are streaming the presser on their web site. Anybody know if its on anywhere? Meh. Think I'll see Rogue One instead and wait for the reports.
26CornerBlitz Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 Doesn't look like The bills are streaming the presser on their web site. Anybody know if its on anywhere? WGR: http://v6.player.abacast.net/2103 I'm sure the local media will video stream it. Likely WGRZ and WKBW.
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 WGR: http://v6.player.abacast.net/2103 I'm sure the local media will video stream it. Likely WGRZ and WKBW. Thanks 26. funny thing is I get all the Sabres games from MSG through DTV but none of the local stuff like Murphs show. I somebody is streaming the video so I can see what asshat makes the biggest fool out of himself.
mob16151 Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 What exactly do you people want him to say? I expect you want, "I hereby resign. I am responsible for everything that has gone wrong with this team. Rex Ryan was a saint. We should have called him Saint Rex. All my draft picks were failures. I did it on purpose, and because I am an idiot, and because I hate you. Oh, yes, I'm a coward, too. The trade up for Watkins was a deliberate ploy to ruin the team. So was my trading all of our 2013 draft picks in order to move up and draft EJ Manuel with the #1 pick in the entire draft, as you all remember, when we could easily have had Geno Smith in the second round, or Andrew Luck in the fifth, or Aaron Rodgers in the seventh, or any of the other franchise QBs who came out of that draft. We should have drafted a QB every other year like the Jets have done--look how well that has worked out. Jerry Sullivan is a saint. We should call him Saint Jerry. I screwed up in that trade for Hughes, too. And the Kouandjio draft pick--what a bust he has turned out to be. And the trade for Shady--what was I thinking? And hiring Schwartz--big mistake. And letting the Pegulas lose their minds over Rex when I could have forced them to hire someone else. Oops--I mean Saint Rex. It was my idea, not Saint Rex's, to draft that guy with the bad shoulder. And I knew Ragland's knee was going to blow out, ha ha! Tricked you, you losers! The new GM will be some really old guy who had success in 1993. The new coach will be some other really old guy whose name you recognize. We will call him Saint New Old Guy Coach and he will walk on water and you will be very happy with him because he is a Saint except he won't have to be a Saint because he won't have to deal with me, Doug Whaley, the reason for our 17-year playoff drought. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa." That seems like half of TBD' s wet dream. And also describes thier thought processes.
PO16FFS Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 I want him to say: "EJ will be extended long term and we will bring back Marrone"
TSOL Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 The only thing i want to see Whaley do is take a definitive stand on Tyrod. Does Whaley believe in him or not. Will he be back or not. No wishy washy doublespeak. Forget if a new coach wants him, does WHALEY want him. A descision has to be made, dont leave Tyrod and the fans twisting in the wind for 3 more months on it.
Sisyphean Bills Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 What exactly do you people want him to say? I expect you want, "I hereby resign. I am responsible for everything that has gone wrong with this team. Rex Ryan was a saint. We should have called him Saint Rex. All my draft picks were failures. I did it on purpose, and because I am an idiot, and because I hate you. Oh, yes, I'm a coward, too. The trade up for Watkins was a deliberate ploy to ruin the team. So was my trading all of our 2013 draft picks in order to move up and draft EJ Manuel with the #1 pick in the entire draft, as you all remember, when we could easily have had Geno Smith in the second round, or Andrew Luck in the fifth, or Aaron Rodgers in the seventh, or any of the other franchise QBs who came out of that draft. We should have drafted a QB every other year like the Jets have done--look how well that has worked out. Jerry Sullivan is a saint. We should call him Saint Jerry. I screwed up in that trade for Hughes, too. And the Kouandjio draft pick--what a bust he has turned out to be. And the trade for Shady--what was I thinking? And hiring Schwartz--big mistake. And letting the Pegulas lose their minds over Rex when I could have forced them to hire someone else. Oops--I mean Saint Rex. It was my idea, not Saint Rex's, to draft that guy with the bad shoulder. And I knew Ragland's knee was going to blow out, ha ha! Tricked you, you losers! The new GM will be some really old guy who had success in 1993. The new coach will be some other really old guy whose name you recognize. We will call him Saint New Old Guy Coach and he will walk on water and you will be very happy with him because he is a Saint except he won't have to be a Saint because he won't have to deal with me, Doug Whaley, the reason for our 17-year playoff drought. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa." Straw-man much? I don't really care what he says today. Excuses and justifications don't matter. I want to see what he does.
Arkady Renko Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 (edited) I want him to admit that Rex is better at selecting QBs than he is and that he is bringing in a special QB consultant to takeover QB evaluation from him. Edited January 2, 2017 by Arkady Renko
BuffaloFan68 Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 (edited) I feel this team is a DC & QB away from the playoffs. We should still look to improve in other areas such as special teams, kicker, safety, OC, etc..... We need the best young &/or aggressive coaching staff out there that can be the most out of our talent instead of trying to force a system down their throats that doesn't work. Go Bills!!!!! Edited January 2, 2017 by BuffaloFan68
Dr. K Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 (edited) Straw-man much? I don't really care what he says today. Excuses and justifications don't matter. I want to see what he does. If the shoe don't fit, don't wear it. You're the guy whose sign-off is "Blow it sky high!" Let me guess who you voted for in the presidential election. Edited January 2, 2017 by Dr. K
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 What exactly do you people want him to say? I expect you want, "I hereby resign. I am responsible for everything that has gone wrong with this team. Rex Ryan was a saint. We should have called him Saint Rex. All my draft picks were failures. I did it on purpose, and because I am an idiot, and because I hate you. Oh, yes, I'm a coward, too. The trade up for Watkins was a deliberate ploy to ruin the team. So was my trading all of our 2013 draft picks in order to move up and draft EJ Manuel with the #1 pick in the entire draft, as you all remember, when we could easily have had Geno Smith in the second round, or Andrew Luck in the fifth, or Aaron Rodgers in the seventh, or any of the other franchise QBs who came out of that draft. We should have drafted a QB every other year like the Jets have done--look how well that has worked out. Jerry Sullivan is a saint. We should call him Saint Jerry. I screwed up in that trade for Hughes, too. And the Kouandjio draft pick--what a bust he has turned out to be. And the trade for Shady--what was I thinking? And hiring Schwartz--big mistake. And letting the Pegulas lose their minds over Rex when I could have forced them to hire someone else. Oops--I mean Saint Rex. It was my idea, not Saint Rex's, to draft that guy with the bad shoulder. And I knew Ragland's knee was going to blow out, ha ha! Tricked you, you losers! The new GM will be some really old guy who had success in 1993. The new coach will be some other really old guy whose name you recognize. We will call him Saint New Old Guy Coach and he will walk on water and you will be very happy with him because he is a Saint except he won't have to be a Saint because he won't have to deal with me, Doug Whaley, the reason for our 17-year playoff drought. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa." You left out the part about its his fault the Sabres suck also and that the new Pegula Dome hasn't been built. Shhhese
PromoTheRobot Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 The only thing i want to see Whaley do is take a definitive stand on Tyrod. Does Whaley believe in him or not. Will he be back or not. No wishy washy doublespeak. Forget if a new coach wants him, does WHALEY want him. A descision has to be made, dont leave Tyrod and the fans twisting in the wind for 3 more months on it.Why should he do that? Isn't that the call of the new head coach?
Arkady Renko Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 Why should he do that? Isn't that the call of the new head coach? What I want is for him to confirm that it will indeed be the call of the head coach as to what happens to Tyrod.
Peter Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 (edited) Press conference (Inspired by Friends episode I saw late last week) Sully: All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can. Doug : (quickly) Yes! Sully: Good, but wait. Okay, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. (Quickly) Which do you like better peanut butter or egg whites? Doug: Peanut butter! Sully: Which would you rather be a fireman or a swimmer? Doug: A swimmer! Sully: Did you throw Rex under the bus with ownership and the media? Doug: Yes! Original Phoebe: Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can. Joey: (quickly) Yes! Phoebe: Good, but wait. Okay, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. (Quickly) Which do you like better peanut butter or egg whites? Joey: Peanut butter! Phoebe: Which would you rather be a fireman or a swimmer? Joey: A swimmer! Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel? Joey: Monica. Oh… huh, I always thought it would be Rachel. Edited January 2, 2017 by Peter
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 Sully: What did you hope to gain benching Taylor? Whaley: 1) A better pick. 2) Shut Gugny up about EJ. Mission accomplished on both fronts. 3) avoid aggravating his injury in a meaningless game He might want to order this: https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO?th=1 ROTFL! The reviews are priceless. I was thinking more along the lines of a chain-mail shirt and coif set like this https://www.amazon.com/Medieval-Chain-Mail-Shirt-Armor/dp/B00AMQPY5I to turn the knives that seem to be out for his ribs. Then top it with Kevlar, in case ballistics http://www.ebay.com/bhp/kevlar-vest But yes, that product might be just the thing.
YoloinOhio Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 The only thing i want to see Whaley do is take a definitive stand on Tyrod. Does Whaley believe in him or not. Will he be back or not. No wishy washy doublespeak. Forget if a new coach wants him, does WHALEY want him. A descision has to be made, dont leave Tyrod and the fans twisting in the wind for 3 more months on it.the decision doesn't need to be made for 3 months so why does he need to do it now? Before a coaching staff is hired?
Peter Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 (edited) Prediction: Doug Whaley will say the following or a version of the following: "We like to say that we let the information make the decision." Edited January 2, 2017 by Peter
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