Hapless Bills Fan Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 (to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer by Elmo and Patty) Rexie got run over by a DolphinDriving from New Era Christmas EveYou can say there's no such thing as SantaBut all the little Bills Fans, we believe.He'd been drinking too much KoolaidAnd Rob begged him not to goBut he forgot to count "eleven"and he staggered out the door into the snowWhen we found him Christmas morningAt the scene of the attackHe had Herring on his foreheadAnd incriminating fin-marks on his back Rexie got run over by a DolphinDriving from New Era Christmas EveYou can say there's no such thing as SantaBut all the little Bills Fans, we believe.All the tattoo artists worryWill Rex visit next their shop?Can they just tattoo a RainbowInstead of reprised jersey color swaps?We’ve warned all the airline pilotsBetter watch your W&BRob’s gone too, they’ll both be leavingTo a team that can enjoy their skills on D Rexie got run over by a DolphinDriving from New Era Christmas EveYou can say there's no such thing as SantaBut all the little Bills Fans, we believe.Now we're all so proud of ALynnHe's been taking this so wellWriting EJ in his game planDrinking beer and wondering who’ll be next to goNow Whales job is on the tableEJ's hoping for some luckAnd we all can't help but wonderWill Rex change the Bills-themed wrap or sell his truck?Rexie got run over by a DolphinDriving from New Era Christmas EveYou can say there's no such thing as SantaBut all the little Bills Fans, we believe. (c'mon mods, be a sport, don't stuff this at the end of an existing umpteen page thread)
CowgirlsFan Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 (to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer by Elmo and Patty) Rexie got run over by a Dolphin Driving from New Era Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But all the little Bills Fans, we believe. He'd been drinking too much Koolaid And Rob begged him not to go But he forgot to count "eleven" and he staggered out the door into the snow When we found him Christmas morning At the scene of the attack He had Herring on his forehead And incriminating fin-marks on his back Rexie got run over by a Dolphin Driving from New Era Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But all the little Bills Fans, we believe. All the tattoo artists worry Will Rex visit next their shop? Can they just tattoo a Rainbow Instead of reprised jersey color swaps? We’ve warned all the airline pilots Better watch your W&B Rob’s gone too, they’ll both be leaving To a team that can enjoy their skills on D Rexie got run over by a Dolphin Driving from New Era Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But all the little Bills Fans, we believe. Now we're all so proud of ALynn He's been taking this so well Writing EJ in his game plan Drinking beer and wondering who’ll be next to go Now Whales job is on the table EJ's hoping for some luck And we all can't help but wonder Will Rex change the Bills-themed wrap or sell his truck? Rexie got run over by a Dolphin Driving from New Era Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But all the little Bills Fans, we believe. (c'mon mods, be a sport, don't stuff this at the end of an existing umpteen page thread) HILARIOUS just HILARIOUS
K D Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Worthless without a video of you singing it while drinking a 6 pack
CowgirlsFan Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) It'd be even funnier it was after the 6 pack. Edited December 27, 2016 by CowgirlsFan
Hapless Bills Fan Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 HILARIOUS just HILARIOUS Thanks
Hapless Bills Fan Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 Pure genius Thanks! I write it while Shout!boxing about the Rex firing. Worthless without a video of you singing it while drinking a 6 pack Bah humbug
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