Dareus Guarantees a Bills' Win over the Browns

[KRT88]

And in other who gives a crap news, someone overslept this morning!

[Roc Bronson]

Boy there's a lot of hate in here for Dareus.

[Augie]

Boy there's a lot of hate in here for Dareus.

The more he's on the field, the more love he gets. The more he sits........

[Gugny]

Nobody loses to the Browns.

 

... before week 15.

[jr1]

the Brows are another team with too many coaches https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Cleveland_Browns_staff

[26TrapDraw]

Marcell just trying to work his ju ju on Rex getting the ax

I think Marcell is better at working Au Jus

[Augie]

I think Marcell is better at working Au Jus

Don't make me hungry at this hour, Beef!

[White Linen]

Somehow this guarantee lacks the gravitas of Joe Namath's guarantee before Superbowl III.

 

How so?

@viccarucci

DT Marcell Dareus said it's "a guarantee" the #Bills will not become the first team to lose to the #Browns this season.

 

 

This confirms Kyle is coming back to do all the work.

[DDD]

Way to go out on a limb there Dareus. And if you lose, which would not be all that surprising to me, you will look like a complete buffoon. Kind of like your head coach.

[Augie]

Way to go out on a limb there Dareus. And if you lose, which would not be all that surprising to me, you will look like a complete buffoon. Kind of like your head coach.

 

Can we get Rex in a sailor cap? That would be precious!

[bobobonators]

Watch him get hurt in practice and his teammates will be left to fulfill his guarantee.

HAHAHA

[KOKBILLS]

I know folks are beating up on Dareus...for good reason...But technically I have to admit he's more than likely correct...After all the Bills are 5-1 vs teams with losing records this year...And 28-15 vs teams .500 or poorer since 2012...So he's not exactly going out on a limb here...The Bills show up when they are supposed to win...Give them a real challenge and they generally wilt like a gentle flower...But give them a loser and they are pretty darn good...

[Buffalo Barbarian]

@viccarucci

DT Marcell Dareus said it's "a guarantee" the #Bills will not become the first team to lose to the #Browns this season.

 

 

better hope so

[Gregsbills 74]

Maybe if he made a few tackles on Bell,we might be still talking playoffs, instead of making claims against a winless team.

[Freddie's Dead]

I only guarantee I want from this ass clown is that he'll stay off the chronic.

[jms62]

I know folks are beating up on Dareus...for good reason...But technically I have to admit he's more than likely correct...After all the Bills are 5-1 vs teams with losing records this year...And 28-15 vs teams .500 or poorer since 2012...So he's not exactly going out on a limb here...The Bills show up when they are supposed to win...Give them a real challenge and they generally wilt like a gentle flower...But give them a loser and they are pretty darn good...

Well then Rex did what he said he would. He built a "Bully"

[Niagara Bill]

There is a part of me that would like to see the Bills lose this game so that Dareus and Rex have to pay the price for the country club they have become known for.

Dareus is a con artist,

 

Go Bills

my love of the Bills stops me from actually wanting this to occur. To bad Dareus doesn't feel the same

[nucci]

He can back that up since he was so dominant against the Steelers running game.

[Cripple Creek]

But in the history of the NFL, I wonder if this guarantee will ever become more famous than Joe Namath's.

It stands a chance if the Bills lose. It will definitely jump into the top 10 in stupid things said by stupid people who are members of the stupid Bills organization.

[Big Turk]

If they were smart they'd like up Jerry Hughes on Joe Thomas...