Joe Miner Posted November 29, 2016 Posted November 29, 2016 Hi everyone. Were still down in Arizona as full timers and Roger checks on our house every week keeping things in order. Shirl is doing well and has a club where she works out each Thursday. Howard is still doing good too. He loves the dryer climate and for a saint bernard he stays pretty calm. He misses the snow thou and we hope to travel back for christmas maybe. The guys at my old post office have a party every year and they always invite us so we might take the drive back for fun and laughs. I dont ask advice much but is there something you guys are getting your brides for the holiday. I have given Shirl so much in our 56 years together I'm not sure what else I should do. Mix masters are nice. I was also thinking about a Magnavox flat screen tv (it's like out projection tv but newer). I was also thinking of having a company come in and take the plastic covering off our couch and maybe dry clean it and attach a cover. I have alot of ideas but need some help on what might be the best gift for a great wife and a sweet lady. Thanks men Howard (S. Buffalo, USPS ID# 241) After 56 years, it's probably time you gave her an orgasm.
Chef Jim Posted November 30, 2016 Posted November 30, 2016 After 56 years, it's probably time you gave her an orgasm. Jesus man you tryin' to get Shirl killed??
4BillsintheBurgh Posted November 30, 2016 Posted November 30, 2016 After 56 years, it's probably time you gave her an orgasm. Thanks for that laugh!
boyst Posted November 30, 2016 Posted November 30, 2016 I stopped trying to figure out what to get my wife for Christmas since she hasn't used the gift I bought her 3 years ago. Paid a small fortune for it and she still refuses to use it.I hope it's not a dishwasher or washing machine
Guffalo Posted November 30, 2016 Posted November 30, 2016 I hope it's not a dishwasher or washing machineNo, it was a cemetery plot, she already has a dishwasher
Augie Posted November 30, 2016 Posted November 30, 2016 No, it was a cemetery plot, she already has a dishwasher Oooh, Oooh! We're shopping for those too! Sexy, huh?
Just Jack Posted November 30, 2016 Posted November 30, 2016 No, it was a cemetery plot, she already has a dishwasher You can't toss her body off the dock and let nature take it's course?
Guffalo Posted November 30, 2016 Posted November 30, 2016 You can't toss her body off the dock and let nature take it's course? Naw, my luck she would float
BringBackFergy Posted November 30, 2016 Posted November 30, 2016 Shittin on the old guy. This. Howard - with all due respect, we're not all smart asses on this board. And don't pay attention to "Spagnulo"...he's a disgruntled Jets fan. Try to get your wife a gift card to Lane Bryant. It's an upscale store.
Marty McFly Posted December 3, 2016 Posted December 3, 2016 Thats true. bitches love giftcards. Also Was there a spa idea floating around? Girls love those day pass spa type of things. It refreshes them and makes them feel sexy.
Augie Posted December 3, 2016 Posted December 3, 2016 Thats true. bitches love giftcards. Also Was there a spa idea floating around? Girls love those day pass spa type of things. It refreshes them and makes them feel sexy. Just a word of caution: do NOT address the card to "My Dearest B word". You'll get no points for anything that happens after that.
Just Jack Posted December 3, 2016 Posted December 3, 2016 Just a word of caution: do NOT address the card to "My Dearest B word". You'll get no points for anything that happens after that. Gift cards to the local fitness center addressed as "Hey Fat Ass" are bad also
LOVEMESOMEBILLS Posted December 4, 2016 Posted December 4, 2016 Two female strippers. About 20 years old.
PromoTheRobot Posted December 4, 2016 Posted December 4, 2016 Well, you could get her one a them fancy new bluetooth irons? Y'know, those ones that you can turn on right from your smart phone from anywhere in the house. That way, it would make it a lot easier for her to have your slacks and shirt ready for when you guys go out to dinner. Women love gifts like that. Stick with the classics. A bucket and mop set is always nice.
Marty McFly Posted December 4, 2016 Posted December 4, 2016 Just a word of caution: do NOT address the card to "My Dearest B word". You'll get no points for anything that happens after that.
Gordio Posted December 5, 2016 Posted December 5, 2016 Hi everyone. Were still down in Arizona as full timers and Roger checks on our house every week keeping things in order. Shirl is doing well and has a club where she works out each Thursday. Howard is still doing good too. He loves the dryer climate and for a saint bernard he stays pretty calm. He misses the snow thou and we hope to travel back for christmas maybe. The guys at my old post office have a party every year and they always invite us so we might take the drive back for fun and laughs. I dont ask advice much but is there something you guys are getting your brides for the holiday. I have given Shirl so much in our 56 years together I'm not sure what else I should do. Mix masters are nice. I was also thinking about a Magnavox flat screen tv (it's like out projection tv but newer). I was also thinking of having a company come in and take the plastic covering off our couch and maybe dry clean it and attach a cover. I have alot of ideas but need some help on what might be the best gift for a great wife and a sweet lady. Thanks men Howard (S. Buffalo, USPS ID# 241) How about a 12 inch Dildo. That is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Augie Posted December 5, 2016 Posted December 5, 2016 Two female strippers. About 20 years old. As a wise person once said: "If I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I'd go to dinner with my parents."
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