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Are you venturing out for Black Friday  

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  1. 1. Are you venturing out for Black Friday

    • Yes: I am a Masochist who enjoys the pain
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    • Yes: I am a Sadist who enjoys inflicting trauma on other shoppers
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    • Trump
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    • All Glory to the Hypnotoad!!!
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    • Gonna sit back and watch videos of people fighting over cheap crap
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The Poojer Hall of Famer

The Poojer

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Love black Friday. Love the societal interaction. Love the capitalist freedom. Love that it's there if you want to partake and if you choose not to, there's plenty of alternatives

DC Tom Hall of Famer

DC Tom

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Love black Friday. Love the societal interaction. Love the capitalist freedom. Love that it's there if you want to partake and if you choose not to, there's plenty of alternatives

 

Yeah, I'm fond of a good riot, too.

 

 

Sadly, I have to go out tomorrow; building a deck, and I need lumber and concrete. I'm kind-of looking forward to being in Home Depot with all the idiots buying over-priced "sale" garbage while I smack 'em in the heads with a 2x8.

DC Tom Hall of Famer

DC Tom

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Who added the lame sit back option <_<

 

 

All glory to the Hypnotod :worthy:

 

I'm guessing it was Jack, since his usual Black Friday shtick seems to be sitting back, watching it on TV, and posting the casualty list here.

Just Jack Hall of Famer

Just Jack

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I'm guessing it was Jack, since his usual Black Friday shtick seems to be sitting back, watching it on TV, and posting the casualty list here.

That would be correct sir

PromoTheRobot Hall of Famer

PromoTheRobot

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Don't believe the hype. Went to Walmart last night at 9pm to get a Black Friday sale price on 4 tires. (saved over $200) Total time from parking to leaving was 10 minutes. As I walked out there was an announcement that said the cheap HDTV deals in Thursday's flyer were still available.

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Johnny Hammersticks Hall of Famer

Johnny Hammersticks

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Don't believe the hype. Went to Walmart last night at 9pm to get a Black Friday sale price on 4 tires. (saved over $200) Total time from parking to leaving was 10 minutes. As I walked out there was an announcement that said the cheap HDTV deals in Thursday's flyer were still available.

But you might be shot in the parking lot when some bad hombres see you take the last $149 HDTV. Or get trampled by a gang of cage fighters on their way to the 9.99 canisters of muscle milk. That's how they getcha man...

DC Tom Hall of Famer

DC Tom

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just buy stuff online so you don't get trampled. We can't afford to lose any posters

 

Most of the posters here can be replaced by cheaply-written scripts. Myself included. You idiot.

Mike in Horseheads Hall of Famer

Mike in Horseheads

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Yeah, I'm fond of a good riot, too.

 

 

Sadly, I have to go out tomorrow; building a deck, and I need lumber and concrete. I'm kind-of looking forward to being in Home Depot with all the idiots buying over-priced "sale" garbage while I smack 'em in the heads with a 2x8.

You could have bought that stuff last weekend,

 

Signed Idiot

/dev/null Hall of Famer

/dev/null

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You could have bought that stuff last weekend,

 

Signed Idiot

Because this weekend is Black Friday and people will still be visiting relatives. Which means he doesn't have to monitor the Intarweb for as many idiots this weekend as he did last weekend

 

:P

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