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haha. he is raring to go too, wearing his helmet all game.

i noticed that! He's just waiting for his special play of making the D jump on 4th and 1 Edited by YoloinOhio
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He's only 6'1" so of course he's had a growing issue.

 

I'll be here all week!

 

Remove the "g" and replace it with an apostrophe and the joke would hit another level...didn't your country spawn this language?!?!?!?! :lol:

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And the list gets longer.

 

Of excuses ... not injuries.

What is wrong with you? Who's to say the dude doesn't have a groin issue? It's not like he put it out there as an excuse. You really don't like this Tyrod Taylor guy, huh?

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Slightly off-topic but the Bills have more muscle pulls, strains, or whatever than every team, always

Yep when the trainers won that award last year it was actually for most pulled muscles in the history of sports. Stretching is overrated anyhow

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Somewhere right now, probably in Switzerland or Austria, there is a physical fitness guru who has unorthodox but highly effective views and approaches to health, diet, and physical fitness.

 

If he was retained by the Bills, he would lower our rate of injury by 40%, and speed our rate of recovery by 50%.

 

The trick is finding the guy and convincing him to live in Buffalo.

 

I imagine we are using traditional meatheads who come from the world of football and only know how to do conventional, football things.

 

Also while on the topic: I will GUARANTEE the team has limited, effective control over player diet, if any at all.

 

These guys are paid millions of dollars to be finely tuned machines. A whole bunch of them are not.

 

The ones who are tend to be the special ones who take that work upon themselves.

It should be consistent across the board and mandated by the team.

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Somewhere right now, probably in Switzerland or Austria, there is a physical fitness guru who has unorthodox but highly effective views and approaches to health, diet, and physical fitness.

 

If he was retained by the Bills, he would lower our rate of injury by 40%, and speed our rate of recovery by 50%.

 

The trick is finding the guy and convincing him to live in Buffalo.

 

I imagine we are using traditional meatheads who come from the world of football and only know how to do conventional, football things.

 

Also while on the topic: I will GUARANTEE the team has limited, effective control over player diet, if any at all.

 

These guys are paid millions of dollars to be finely tuned machines. A whole bunch of them are not.

 

The ones who are tend to be the special ones who take that work upon themselves.

It should be consistent across the board and mandated by the team.

So you're saying to hire Richard Simmons to implement the "Sweatin' To the Oldies: NFL Version" training plan?

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So you're saying to hire Richard Simmons to implement the "Sweatin' To the Oldies: NFL Version" training plan?

No. He's from New Orleans by the way.

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Remove the "g" and replace it with an apostrophe and the joke would hit another level...didn't your country spawn this language?!?!?!?! :lol:

 

Indeed. Whereas your country gargled it and spat it out again. :D

 

The !@#$ kind of word is burglarized?

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