EZC-Boston Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 For my 1000th post instead of saying something homoerotic like "I LOVE ALL BILLS FANS!!!" I'm going to write a ramblings column that sums up my life at TBD, things I've learned, things that have pissed me off, etc… -I believe getting Bledsoe was the right move, who would have played QB the last 3 years? Jeff Blake? -Does Bledsoe have the only 6 yard hail mary in history to blame for not being a Bill any longer? Think about it... -I think Drew was a class act, will always respect him, and wish him the best of luck in the future... -Travis Brown is underrated... -Our defense is overrated -People on this board flip flop more on the Bills than John Kerry on the war -Travis wasn't treated fairly for what he gave to this team -Being a Bills fan in the land of chowds sucks... -Regardless of how the team is playing it is always worth the 7 hour drive to catch a game and tailgate with the EZC-Clowns behind Louie's Hot Dogs -It is more important that the Bills are a consistently good team than make one big run towards another super bowl loss, a few really bad seaons and they will be in Portland or somewhere like that, appreciate what you have... -I hope Golisano buys the Bills -Bottom line, poker players lie… -Lost is an excellent show, but may be over analyzed here... -People should use www.google.com more... -stevenstojan will always be sh-- to me… -I hate the Yankees, they win too much, and there are too many Yankee fans here... -I hate the Red Sox, they complain about the Yankees too much... -The NHLPA is to blame, players make way too much money for a sport that unfortunately doesn't... -I'm going to miss the NHL but I'm confident the lockout will make the league stronger in the future, but hopefully without Bettman and Goodenow.. -Leave the stock market to professionals... -I used to think I knew a lot about home electronics but I don't now -I used to think I knew a lot about DirectTV but I don't now -If you post in another forum don't expect it to get replies -PPP is only fun during election time, especially for a Republican -Just because you have a DVR doesn't mean you have TIVO, get a TIVO -Firefox is much better than IE -Threatening to leave a message board is weird -The end of football season means the beginning of NASCAR season booogity boogity boogity!!! -Courtesy of people who are gunning for 100,000 posts, there is usually no need to hit up ESPN.com or CNN.com -I'm not sure if I TBD is worse in the offseason or during the season -It is amazing how many people on TBD find amazingly hot females unattractive, the standards around here are playboy-esque. -Read Fez's security presentation, then you won't bother us with questions on how to remove the porn pop-ups for your computer…or you could just stay away from the porn from the start… -I miss Ghost -Not a fan of the cowbell -There's not enough SUW -Where's FAT? -Thank god the board doesn’t crash anymore, it didn't bother me but boy everybody complained a lot -I don't understand why people reply to HogBoy or why he is still around. -I love when topics one TBD become "crusades" -Who is the sniper? -Why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box material? -The politics in Erie County smells like a dirty diaper, somebody please clean it up - Woot is a hidden gold mine -I still don't understand what a LAMP is and I don't think anybody here does -Steroids have absolutely ruined baseball, I don't trust anything that happened in the last 15 years, as soon as Brady Anderson hit 50, mandatory testing should have been implemented -Vegas baby… -I think every user should be forced to submit a driver's license photo to register, boy would I love to put a face to some people on TBD -In conclusion, this board has cost me at least one promotion and numerous hours of useful internet surfing time, it has however, pushed me over 40 hours on more than a few occasions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Son, we think to much alike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Masterful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I agree with almost all of your observations..... .....however..... I'm still a Yankee fan.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 where is the part about how Crown Royal makes you walk sideways into games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 where is the part about how Crown Royal makes you walk sideways into games 252673[/snapback] Crown Royal or not, I always walk sideways into games. Otherwise the turnstile would smash the family jewels. Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navy Chief Navy Pride Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Nice job - I might do a shameless "ramblings" rip-off of my own when I reach 1,000. -It is amazing how many people on TBD find amazingly hot females unattractive, the standards around here are playboy-esque. This was my favorite, although it's not exclusive to TBD. My theory is that fat ugly guys like to desperately try to get strangers to envy them by falsely implying that they have a goddess girlfriend/wife. "Yeah, those Brittney and Paris chicks are ugly". Puhleaze.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Crown Royal or not, I always walk sideways into games. Otherwise the turnstile would smash the family jewels. Think about it. 252708[/snapback] unfortunately for him, he does it from the middle of lot 3...to the entrance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Congratulations. Great post! This made me laugh out loud: -Threatening to leave a message board is weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZC-Boston Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 unfortunately for him, he does it from the middle of lot 3...to the entrance 253040[/snapback] I just want to be prepared, that's all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 For your 1000 post, that was more like 1000 to 1025. But it certainly was nice to see such a wide variety of opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 stevenstojan will always be sh-- to me… hey, dipship, you getting seasons this year, or what??? then you won't bother us with questions on how to remove the porn pop-ups for your computer…or you could just stay away from the porn from the start… first, don't ever tell people to stop looking at porn. second, the funny thing about pop ups is that despite how much people B word about them they are by FAR (as much as 4 times) the best converting form of internet marketing when it comes to ROI. The lesson here? Don't EVER click on one. EVER. That way, us internet marketers miiiight stop using them! People say they hate em, but they click on em left and right, and then buy whatever they clicked on... it's crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 -It is amazing how many people on TBD find amazingly hot females unattractive, the standards around here are playboy-esque. kate mara from yesterday's sports guy thread... i got no replies http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0544718/HH/...ey=Mara,%20Kate -I think every user should be forced to submit a driver's license photo to register, boy would I love to put a face to some people on TBD Look at my member profile. That picture was taken draft day 2002... The bills clothes were thrown on after a certain trade. My roommate photoshoped the facial hair as a joke. http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showuser=2066 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZC-Boston Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 hey, dipship, you getting seasons this year, or what??? first, don't ever tell people to stop looking at porn. second, the funny thing about pop ups is that despite how much people B word about them they are by FAR (as much as 4 times) the best converting form of internet marketing when it comes to ROI. The lesson here? Don't EVER click on one. EVER. That way, us internet marketers miiiight stop using them! People say they hate em, but they click on em left and right, and then buy whatever they clicked on... it's crazy. 253769[/snapback] sh--, i had a pair of seasons last year and will again this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Look at my member profile. 253774[/snapback] Stylin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Stylin. hey cable, can you tell that the molson was flowing like water that day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 what no mention of the EZC chairperson JOE HILL????? Thats bull sh--!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 The Boy Wonder sucks...Junior rules and congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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