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11:30! As I always say you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning. How someone that hammered at that time of day has managed to live to the age of 60 is beyond me.

  On 11/12/2016 at 2:09 PM, Hammered a Lot said:

Hey now

He said slightly.

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  On 11/12/2016 at 1:51 PM, Helpmenow said:

Slightly hammered

 

 

  On 11/12/2016 at 2:09 PM, Hammered a Lot said:

Hey now

 

Corrected. Hammered a lot

 

So bottle was open in purse. If the purse is closed does that count as 'open bottle'. Maybe she just forgot to put on cap.

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  On 11/12/2016 at 3:30 PM, Koolaid said:

 

 

 

Corrected. Hammered a lot

 

So bottle was open in purse. If the purse is closed does that count as 'open bottle'. Maybe she just forgot to put on cap.

Who in the hell opens one of those mini bottles and doesn't finish it? Hell I don't think she's ever opened any size bottle in her life and not finished it in one seating.

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You know damned well I would!!! 👍 😆

 

  On 11/12/2016 at 6:43 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Jeebus, .34?! Shouldn't she be dead? How the hell was she able to get into the car in the first place?

 

Poojer, would ya?

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How many drinks is .34 for the average sized person? Anyone? And how many of us have been there ans how often?

 

Confession time. :D

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  On 11/13/2016 at 5:05 PM, Chef Jim said:

How many drinks is .34 for the average sized person? Anyone? And how many of us have been there ans how often?

 

Confession time. :D

At the high of my drinking period. I probably maintained a .25 just to feel normal.

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  On 11/13/2016 at 5:05 PM, Chef Jim said:

How many drinks is .34 for the average sized person? Anyone? And how many of us have been there ans how often?

 

Confession time. :D

Isn't the general rule of thumb .02 per drink? Then 17 drinks? Yeah, I've been there.

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Sometimes the word "intoxicated" just seems so inadequate. How many words do eskimos have for snow?

 

I thought 2 drinks got you to the common .08 limit, but I'm not sure.

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On a related note, I heard a Loud noise outside our house one Friday night and went out to find a car upside down on top of the neighbors mailbox across the street from us. The kid had run off the road into our yard, up a berm, hit a tree and rolled over skidding across the street in a 15 mph speed limit. The baby sitter across the street came out with a phone calling the homeowners to tell them what had happened. The teenage driver crawled out of the car and yanked the phone of of her hand and started dialing. The next words I heard were "mom, I did it again".

 

It was a cold night and I noticed the passenger window was down, which seemed odd. Turns out he took his eyes off the road while tossing those Budweiser bottles into my yard. Opps!

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  On 11/13/2016 at 10:41 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Isn't the general rule of thumb .02 per drink? Then 17 drinks? Yeah, I've been there.

17?? I used to drink quite a bit but not sure I ever had that many. But then again......

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  On 11/13/2016 at 11:31 PM, Chef Jim said:

17?? I used to drink quite a bit but not sure I ever had that many. But then again......

Maybe light beer not the heavy stuff

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