boyst Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 I just voted early. Took over an hour in line with 10 machines and 6 poling places across the county. If you even make this political you're an !@#$. This is purely for entertainment and satire. I have hopes we can make this as fun as it should be, especially given two things I heard today. This guy gets to vote?!? "Yeah, if I get fired I figured I make $1,200/no unemployment plus $75/week from the Union plan for the railroad. I'm really trying to get fired, I've been late 3 times this week." Woman at the office "Your absentee ballot will have your name on it." "No, ma'm if it is not your name you cannot vote.". "I understand he lives with you." Share your experiences! Keep them bipartisan. Sure, lots of people were talking about cannidates and we may disagree but that doesn't make what they say something that belongs in this thread.
/dev/null Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 second hand story from a coworker's experience in 2012: poll worker: ID please coworker: Obama says I don't need ID to vote poll worker: Obama don't work this precinct.
Just Jack Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 I did absentee so my only interaction was with the gf.... gf - "I'll mail your ballot for you" me - "No thanks, I want my vote counted, not sitting in the bottom of a trash can" (for the record, we already know our votes were going to cancel each other out)
BUFFALOKIE Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 SAMMY HANDWICH for Prez. Write it in. You'll thank me later.
DDD Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 Not to change the subject, but with all the technology available why the heck can't we vote online? We pay bills and order products securely but we can't vote?
snafu Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 Not to change the subject, but with all the technology available why the heck can't we vote online? We pay bills and order products securely but we can't vote? Russians. That's why.
BuffaloBud Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 Early voted this past Sunday with about 50 people in front of me. Moved through the line and voted in about 15 minutes. Took me longer to drive there than wait / vote.
Marv's Neighbor Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 SAMMY HANDWICH for Prez. Write it in. You'll thank me later. What do we get???
Jauronimo Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 Things I overheard while boyst was voting: "Sir, you've been in there for 35 minutes" "Someone smells like cow s@#$!!" "Sir, its a polling booth not an outhouse" "Sir, you need to put your pants back on or we will not let you vote" "Sir, I do not care if you are a farmer, you need to put your pants back on"
mrags Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 Things I overheard while boyst was voting: "Sir, you've been in there for 35 minutes" "Someone smells like cow s@#$!!" "Sir, its a polling booth not an outhouse" "Sir, you need to put your pants back on or we will not let you vote" "Sir, I do not care if you are a farmer, you need to put your pants back on" where the F$&K do you live?
Gugny Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 Things I overheard while boyst was voting: "Sir, you've been in there for 35 minutes" "Someone smells like cow s@#$!!" "Sir, its a polling booth not an outhouse" "Sir, you need to put your pants back on or we will not let you vote" "Sir, I do not care if you are a farmer, you need to put your pants back on" "Sir, what does my marital status have to do with anything?" "Sir, why are you carrying a tube sock?"
BringBackFergy Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 "Sir, what does my marital status have to do with anything?" "Sir, why are you carrying a tube sock?" "No, I am not on Tinder"
The Poojer Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Things I overheard while boyst was voting: "Sir, you've been in there for 35 minutes" "Someone smells like cow s@#$!!" "Sir, its a polling booth not an outhouse" "Sir, you need to put your pants back on or we will not let you vote" "Sir, I do not care if you are a farmer, you need to put your pants back on"
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 I did absentee so my only interaction was with the gf.... gf - "I'll mail your ballot for you" me - "No thanks, I want my vote counted, not sitting in the bottom of a trash can" (for the record, we already know our votes were going to cancel each other out) I can't wait to go to the polling place and yell BUILD THE WALL as I pull the lever for Johnson
shrader Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 I don't think anyone said a single word in my line. Instead, I had fun playing a game of "guess who they're voting for". The guy in front of me wearing the NRA shirt, is that the election equivalent of the claim that you should never wear a shirt from a band at their concert? Or would it be the people wearing american flag shirts? Wait a second, maybe I was that guy. I was wearing my USA hockey hat that I wear all the time.
boyst Posted November 3, 2016 Author Posted November 3, 2016 I hate you all. I will say, Jauronimo eyeing me up and down whilst sans pants was pleasant.
Gugny Posted November 4, 2016 Posted November 4, 2016 N E ting you want. Boyst love you long time. Well ... as long as the GHB lasts, anyway.
apuszczalowski Posted November 4, 2016 Posted November 4, 2016 Things I overheard while boyst was voting: "Sir, you've been in there for 35 minutes" "Someone smells like cow s@#$!!" "Sir, its a polling booth not an outhouse" "Sir, you need to put your pants back on or we will not let you vote" "Sir, I do not care if you are a farmer, you need to put your pants back on" Well, looking at the candidates I can see why it may be confusing.........<rimshot> "No, I am not on Tinder" They should think about changing the voting process, many more younger people might vote if they made the voting more like tinder, or phone in like American Idol...... I can't wait to go to the polling place and yell BUILD THE WALL as I pull the lever for Johnson Just make sure its the lever your pulling and not your.............. And by Johnson, your refering to Lyndon B Johnson? Looking to take your vote back to "the good ole days"?
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