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The "2nd and dildo" title has me continually checking in to see if anything interesting is going on.

Probably going to be less interesting without the dildo.

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I have a funny story, I decided I had to delete. It was titled "Comfy Bed/Dildo Suite". Staying at a friends..... with teenage kids.... that's enough.

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PM me with it!!

Not wanting to go too far, but it was described to me as a brand new bed in an expansive home (6,000+/- SF). Apparently I was not the first to break it in. I rolled over onto a rock hard object, and dug a GIANT purple dildo out from under the covers. I gently broached the event in the morning, only to be told the mom was aware. She said she had enquired about the giant toy (whereabouts unknown) since the son was young (early 20's) and able. He responded they like to mix things up. That's about all I can say.

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Not wanting to go too far, but it was described to me as a brand new bed in an expansive home (6,000+/- SF). Apparently I was not the first to break it in. I rolled over onto a rock hard object, and dug a GIANT purple dildo out from under the covers. I gently broached the event in the morning, only to be told the mom was aware. She said she had enquired about the giant toy (whereabouts unknown) since the son was young (early 20's) and able. He responded they like to mix things up. That's about all I can say.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

When he comes to Atlanta, he has the Charlie Suite, which he loves. I call in advance for the Comfy Bed Dildo Suite.

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I thought it was the return of the Whammy Weenie. :thumbsup:

LOL

 

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Hey, the Red Wings have their Octopus but now we have the dildo.

 

Nothing says "disgusted fan base" or "middling franchise" quite like a flesh colored latex phallus being chucked on the grid iron.

If anyone's going to next week's game in Seattle, don't forget to pack "one"

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Well we now know where the famous dildo ended up after the game. Brady said on his morning radio earlier that he was "more sore this morning than normal".

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Well we now know where the famous dildo ended up after the game. Brady said on his morning radio earlier that he was "more sore this morning than normal".

now that is funny

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@ryanhannable

Brady on sex toy thrown on field: "I did see it, yes I did. I thought it was funny the ref didn't want to pick it up. ... only in Buffalo."

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Conversation 10 years from now:

 

 

Bills Fan 1: "Hey remember that game when all our offensive skill guys were hurt and Brady killed us? Rex was the coach and the game was at home. Which game was that? Was that 2014?"

 

Bills fan 2: "Yeah, it was a gray, rainy, miserable day, right?"

 

Bills fan 1: "Right! That was 2014, wasn't it?"

 

Bills fan 3: "No, you guys are thinking of the dildo game. That was 2016."

 

Bils fans 1 and 2: "Oh yeah, right! The dildo game!"

Brilliant! Very, very funny.

Man, Bills fans are inspired. No other fan base compares.

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