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The "Miami heat" got to us.

 

Refs are out to get us.

 

They didn't call holding when our pass rushers were held.

 

Too many injuries.

 

Dareus needs more time to find peace with his inner self and the subs just couldn't stop the run.

 

The international Zionist conspiracy movement.

 

Vladimir Putin hacked into our iPads and sold game plan information to the Dolphins.

 

The Bills were distracted by the Miami cheerleaders.

 

At their last secret meeting, the Bilderberger Group decided Buffalo can't beat the Dolphins.

 

The Illuminati paid off the referees and key Bills to make sure we lost.

 

Tom Brady's minions manipulated our football air pressure prior to the opening kickoff.

 

The dog ate our game plan.

You missed two obvious ones:

For the Republicans.... It's all Obama's fault,he's had enough time to right this ship.

For Democrats..... It's all Bushes fault, look what Obama's accomplished from the crapfest he inherited.

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