The Wiz Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 There was a new owner named Trump We hoped he would us a bump He beat out Bon Jovi The smelly anchovy But we still ended up in the dump or There once was a man with dumb hair About Buffalo he seemed to care But we got Pegula To be our new rulah So our team we won't have to share Those are limericks
Tenhigh Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 Offense a tire fire Football’s hottest cheerleaders All in Toronto
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 Lost game Twitter rants Demands a new stadium Kathryn Smith lawsuit This one! Those are limericks But funny
dulles Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 Those are limericksTo some, everything is a haiku. To be honest, I prefer a good limerick over a haiku, but I think that's just residual bitterness from my school years.
Matt in KC Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 Bills are half the show A tangle of orange fury maybe some football
Captain Caveman Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 throw up in my mouth every Sunday from now until they're in Las Vegas
hondo in seattle Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 Fifty years a fan. Donald Trump our new owner? The bloom off the rose!
TSOL Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 I wonder if he would have still ran for president if he was awarded the Bills?
boyst Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 I said that I did not say that Go buffalo, quote
jumbalaya Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 If Trump had bought the Bills our locker room talk would be epic.
hondo in seattle Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) Always loved the Bills, But if Trump bought the franchise, I'd root for the 'Hawks. Edited October 11, 2016 by hondo in seattle
26CornerBlitz Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 Great businessman my ass. So happy he doesn't own the Bills. @usatoday_nfl Steve Young says @realDonaldTrump's involvement with USFL led to league's downfall (via @byajperez): https://t.co/RuhnMnn3JH
The Wiz Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 To some, everything is a haiku. To be honest, I prefer a good limerick over a haiku, but I think that's just residual bitterness from my school years. As do I. That Old man from Nantucket I tell ya.
billsfan_34 Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 He would have started a special investigation and then put Dareus "in jail".
Norwood for Wall of Fame Posted October 11, 2016 Author Posted October 11, 2016 What's worse? Your inability to count a few syllables despite creating the thread and outlining how many syllables are required, or the posters throwing random crap in what is supposed to be a Haiku thread? Ah, Bills fans.g You're right, one of us can't count syllables very well
PromoTheRobot Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 I wonder if he would have still ran for president if he was awarded the Bills? Trump would have flipped the Bills for a profit to Los Angeles concerns within a year of buying.
Gray Beard Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 messy orange hair Buffalo wind is too strong county pays for dome
transient Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 Las Vegas bound Bills ISIS is cutting off heads No apologies
/dev/null Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 You woulda loved Trump Grab Brady by the P*ssy It's woulda been YUUUUUUUUUUGE
Sandy McFiddish Posted October 11, 2016 Posted October 11, 2016 They'd be L A Bills. Faster than you can say Yuuuge. F#### you Buffalo. True story We are close to Canada It is so f#####g windy here I need more hair spray
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