The Wiz Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 There was a new owner named Trump We hoped he would us a bump He beat out Bon Jovi The smelly anchovy But we still ended up in the dump or There once was a man with dumb hair About Buffalo he seemed to care But we got Pegula To be our new rulah So our team we won't have to share Those are limericks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Offense a tire fire Football’s hottest cheerleaders All in Toronto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Lost game Twitter rants Demands a new stadium Kathryn Smith lawsuit This one! Those are limericks But funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulles Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Those are limericksTo some, everything is a haiku. To be honest, I prefer a good limerick over a haiku, but I think that's just residual bitterness from my school years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt in KC Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Bills are half the show A tangle of orange fury maybe some football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 throw up in my mouth every Sunday from now until they're in Las Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondo in seattle Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Fifty years a fan. Donald Trump our new owner? The bloom off the rose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I wonder if he would have still ran for president if he was awarded the Bills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I said that I did not say that Go buffalo, quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbalaya Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 If Trump had bought the Bills our locker room talk would be epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondo in seattle Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) Always loved the Bills, But if Trump bought the franchise, I'd root for the 'Hawks. Edited October 11, 2016 by hondo in seattle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Great businessman my ass. So happy he doesn't own the Bills. @usatoday_nfl Steve Young says @realDonaldTrump's involvement with USFL led to league's downfall (via @byajperez): https://t.co/RuhnMnn3JH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 To some, everything is a haiku. To be honest, I prefer a good limerick over a haiku, but I think that's just residual bitterness from my school years. As do I. That Old man from Nantucket I tell ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan_34 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 He would have started a special investigation and then put Dareus "in jail". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norwood for Wall of Fame Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 What's worse? Your inability to count a few syllables despite creating the thread and outlining how many syllables are required, or the posters throwing random crap in what is supposed to be a Haiku thread? Ah, Bills fans.g You're right, one of us can't count syllables very well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I wonder if he would have still ran for president if he was awarded the Bills? Trump would have flipped the Bills for a profit to Los Angeles concerns within a year of buying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 messy orange hair Buffalo wind is too strong county pays for dome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Las Vegas bound Bills ISIS is cutting off heads No apologies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 You woulda loved Trump Grab Brady by the P*ssy It's woulda been YUUUUUUUUUUGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy McFiddish Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 They'd be L A Bills. Faster than you can say Yuuuge. F#### you Buffalo. True story We are close to Canada It is so f#####g windy here I need more hair spray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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