Norwood for Wall of Fame Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 No politics here please, but can you imagine how different life would be for Bills fans if The Donald had bought the Bills instead of The Terry (and The Kim)? Your thoughts are welcome, but only in haiku (rules: 3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables). Here's my offering: Life in Buffalo Making the Bills great again! I'd bring back the Jills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 he'd probably sell it to a friend like Robert Mercer after a few years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 What if Trump had bought the Bills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Karlos Williams would have gotten YUUUUGE...oh wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 We would be bankrupt and out for the league in 3 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 kelly would be the gm, thurman coach reed and others in places...and we'd be awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norwood for Wall of Fame Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 Did anyone actually read the post? HAIKU,FOLKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Buffalo great again Our defense built a wall Offenses paid for it Not a true haiku but oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 after previously suing the NFL, he would have never gotten the approval from the other owners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Did anyone actually read the post? HAIKU,FOLKS Not a fan... But if he brought back the Jills, he'd probably grab them by the *&%$$^. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) They'd be L A Bills.Faster than you can say Yuuuge.F#### you Buffalo. Edited October 11, 2016 by PromoTheRobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Buffalo great again Our defense built a wall Offenses paid for it Not a true haiku but oh well Love it! Still get an A for effort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 There was a new owner named Trump We hoped he would us a bump He beat out Bon Jovi The smelly anchovy But we still ended up in the dump or There once was a man with dumb hair About Buffalo he seemed to care But we got Pegula To be our new rulah So our team we won't have to share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 No politics here please, but can you imagine how different life would be for Bills fans if The Donald had bought the Bills instead of The Terry (and The Kim)? Your thoughts are welcome, but only in haiku (rules: 3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables). Here's my offering: Life in Buffalo Making the Bills great again! I'd bring back the Jills Make the Bills Great Again Bills Tough and Have World Respect Wait Those are "Just Words" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) If Trump owned the Bills? A brand new team to root for Thank You Pegulas Edited October 11, 2016 by 26CornerBlitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) Trump just bought the Bills On our way to Toronto It turns out he lies or Donald owns the Bills Spends each day in locker-room Loves the way they talk Edited October 11, 2016 by buffaloboyinATL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) No politics here please, but can you imagine how different life would be for Bills fans if The Donald had bought the Bills instead of The Terry (and The Kim)? Your thoughts are welcome, but only in haiku (rules: 3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables). Here's my offering: Life in Buffalo Making the Bills great again! I'd bring back the Jills What's worse? Your inability to count a few syllables despite creating the thread and outlining how many syllables are required, or the posters throwing random crap in what is supposed to be a Haiku thread? Ah, Bills fans. Edited October 11, 2016 by Fadingpain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Lost game Twitter rants Demands a new stadium Kathryn Smith lawsuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manther Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Did anyone actually read the post? HAIKU,FOLKS No thanks, too much thinking Not a fan... But if he brought back the Jills, he'd probably grab them by the *&%$$^. Very well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webster Guy Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 He would never be able to put together the money to buy the Bills. The league has a maximum financed percentage that would have had him trying to scrape up $750M. No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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