REX removes his Lap Band to get more wins!!! *from CBS*

[1st Ammendment NoMas]

I don't even know where to begin on this one. The CBS analyst quoted, "I am not a Bills Believer for a Myriad of Reasons." Another says, "It's time for Rex to call his realtor, because he will be shipped out."

 

If this helps, God bless Rex. Hell, if fat Rex is a winner and skinny Rex is a loser, then Ho Ho Ho, he better be fattened up for Christmas and bring me my golden goose... THAT'S THE PLAYOFFS REX... We deserve good football. No goose, cut fat Rex loose.

 

I love football and look forward to watching it, but Thursday night will be like wearing a lapband on my balls. It's too frustrating to watch pathetic football and the monster in me keeps coming back for more.

 

Here's the article:

 

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/rex-ryan-removes-his-lap-band-for-his-brother-rob-and-to-win-more-games/

Edited September 14, 2016 by BillsRdue

[Cugalabanza]

Rex says & does a lot of stupid ****

[Over 29 years of fanhood]

The walking, talking L.A.M.P. Is back!!

[1st Ammendment NoMas]

We are a national joke again. And Thursday we better hope they have some life or it is going to get Cleveland Ugly quick around here.

[plenzmd1]

I am all for winning games, but not at the expense of anyone's health. Hope this works for Rex and Rob

[Saxum]

We are a national joke again. And Thursday we better hope they have some life or it is going to get Cleveland Ugly quick around here.

 

The good news is that is true you have a chance of becoming the new Bills Mascot.

[bills_fan_in_raleigh]

I heard it was to support his brother who's lapband failed or reacted bad to him. So now Rex will get fat again

[Dirtbag]

this dude is the biggest media whore of all time. can't wait for the presser after his post-mighty explosive diarrhea bout.

[The Frankish Reich]

I can't find my post from last year (and yes, I did use the search function!): Fat Rex > Skinny Rex.

 

Keep that weight piling on Rex! 100 lbs till 10-6. Hey, would you be willing to get fat just to make your brother feel better about himself? No! But that's the kind of guy Rex is. Hell, Rex would probably acquire gonorrhea out of solidarity if he knew Rob had it.

[Augie]

I heard it was to support his brother who's lapband failed or reacted bad to him. So now Rex will get fat again

Umm, Rob had a lapband? For hours? Days? It did not appear to be working. I hope the quadruplets are doing well, however.

[Cusefan66214]

Andy reid weighs, what like 800lbs? And the chiefs are doing OK

[Poleshifter]

More buffoonery from Rex. What an embarassment.

 

This year, we've got Tweedle-Dee to go with our Tweedle-Dum.

 

They're killing me, Whitey!

[Saxum]

He removed quite some time ago but some writer brought it up as an angle for game 1 and the trolls fell for it.

[Hammered a Lot]

About time

[Fadingpain]

Umm, Rob had a lapband? For hours? Days? It did not appear to be working. I hope the quadruplets are doing well, however.

[mikemac2001]

He removed quite some time ago but some writer brought it up as an angle for game 1 and the trolls fell for it.

Please don't make sense

[Augie]

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The worst part is, that's where Rob HOPES to get. The even worsterer part (Yes, I'm making up words) is that I had to see that.

[1st Ammendment NoMas]

Love it. The Ryan Shuffle. Icky has nothing on them.

[BUFFALOTONE]

I am all for winning games, but not at the expense of anyone's health. Hope this works for Rex and Rob

If they don't care about their health, why should I?

[HereComesTheReignAgain]

I've officially reached my "shut the f*ck up and do your job" point with Rex. He should answer every question with a yes or no and avoid cameras like they were a salad.