Just Jack Posted September 10, 2016 Posted September 10, 2016 Putin - "I know about your secret fetish for eggplant porn"
Azalin Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 (edited) Putin: ВАШ МАМА ИДЕТ ВНИЗ ДЛЯ ОДНОГО РУБЛЯ Obama: нет, два Putin: Hah! горят! Edited September 11, 2016 by Azalin
Keukasmallies Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 "I could kick your ass every day, tall boy."
4merper4mer Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 Tomato, Tomahto, JV team a pipe dream let's call the whole thing off
snafu Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 Hey Vlad, any tips on how I can get 82% of the vote and extend my term?
Chef Jim Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 "Fist bump? Are you !@#$ing kidding me? I don't even fist bump white Americans!"
Ralonzo Posted September 13, 2016 Posted September 13, 2016 Out of a job on January 21? Crimea river.
TakeYouToTasker Posted September 13, 2016 Posted September 13, 2016 All Ukraine are belong to us LOL, excellent.
Nanker Posted September 13, 2016 Posted September 13, 2016 Vlad: "Your zipper is down, you putz." B. O.: "Of course it is. I'm going to pee on my shoes." Woman in background: "Well, I guess it is just a myth." Man in background: "Do not worry comrade Mr. President. I will not let it touch your shoes." Secret Service Agent in background: "Awwww sheet, what's Russian for 'mop and pail'?"
frostbitmic Posted September 13, 2016 Posted September 13, 2016 And the only thing missing before they step into the cage is the lovely Arianni.
sodbuster Posted September 14, 2016 Posted September 14, 2016 Vlad: You're not gonna give me pneumonia, are you?
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