Your 2016-17 Bills Football Resolutions

[BringBackFergy]

I hereby resolve:

 

1) I will not visit the "Game Day thread" during the game unless I am stranded somewhere with no television or radio access;

 

2) I will not sit in the dark green recliner...ever;

 

3) I will not wear my Bills shirt during a game (unless we lose the opener...in which case I will wear it the following week);

 

4) If we are in the lead, I will have my wife or daughter get beer for me and will not change position.

[CountryCletus]

I will not curse repeatedly if/when we lose (when my children are around)

 

I will not allow a loss to effect my mood for more than an hour

 

I will not drink more than 3 beers inside the Cap

 

I will not drink so much as to not be able to safely/legally operate a vehicle on the way home from a game.... (Crossing fingers)

[Johnny Hammersticks]

I will only take tequila shots after touchdowns. I will not settle and take shots after field goals like last season. Sorry guys, I'm pretty sure I cost us a few games.

[CountryCletus]

I will only take tequila shots after touchdowns. I will not settle and take shots after field goals like last season. Sorry guys, I'm pretty sure I cost us a few games.

If you really want to get messed up, do shots of Apple pucker after a turnover

[Johnny Hammersticks]

If you really want to get messed up, do shots of Apple pucker after a turnover

I'd rather do a Jolly Rancher suppository.

[CountryCletus]

I'd rather do a Jolly Rancher suppository.

To each their own... 😬

[CodeMonkey]

I resolve to put twice as much XXXX habanero sauce on my slice of pizza after every Bills TD, and put some trinidad scorpion pepper on said pizza if the Bills shutout the opponent.

[BringBackFergy]

I resolve to put twice as much XXXX habanero sauce on my slice of pizza after every Bills TD, and put some trinidad scorpion pepper on said pizza if the Bills shutout the opponent.

Can you still listen to the post game show in the john??

[MarkyMannn]

With Sunday being 9/11, and what I'm hearing many players are contemplating................

 

If players sit for the anthem, and the team/NFL allow it, I will NEVER have anything to do with the Bills again

 

 

I don't care the reason, rationale, your view, or your thoughts about me, that's my position

 

 

[CodeMonkey]

Can you still listen to the post game show in the john??

That doesn't kick in until the next morning

With Sunday being 9/11, and what I'm hearing many players are contemplating................

 

If players sit for the anthem, and the team/NFL allow it, I will NEVER have anything to do with the Bills again

 

 

I don't care the reason, rationale, your view, or your thoughts about me, that's my position

 

There is currently no NFL or team rules about that unless one got passed very recently. I expect to see some players doing that in some games. Seattle players I believe are hinting that their entire team are doing something. I have not heard if any Bills are planning anything or not. We'll see I suppose. My feeling is as Americans they are free to protest in whatever legal way they choose. And people like you and I are free to respond to their actions in whatever legal way we choose.

Edited September 10, 2016 by CodeMonkey

[BringBackFergy]

That doesn't kick in until the next morning

 

There is currently no NFL or team rules about that unless one got passed very recently. I expect to see some players doing that in some games. Seattle players I believe are hinting that their entire team are doing something. I have not heard if any Bills are planning anything or not. We'll see I suppose. My feeling is as Americans they are free to protest in whatever legal way they choose. And people like you and I are free to respond to their actions in whatever legal way we choose.

Yep

[spillerhighlife]

Not sure if this counts .

 

My bills football resolution is to not have cj spiller on my fantasy team this year.

[BringBackFergy]

Not sure if this counts .

 

My bills football resolution is to not have cj spiller on my fantasy team this year.

I second that.

[EmotionallyUnstable]

I vow to try not to believe I know more than REX and Co.

 

Nah screwed it, I promise to be the best damn armchair general this side of the Mississippi

[Miyagi-Do Karate]

Not sure if this counts .

 

My bills football resolution is to not have cj spiller on my fantasy team this year.

Your second resolution should be to change your screen name.

 

My resolution: I will wait a full 30 seconds after a good play before displaying any emotion, due to the fear of a penalty flag.

[BringBackFergy]

Your second resolution should be to change your screen name.

 

My resolution: I will wait a full 30 seconds after a good play before displaying any emotion, due to the fear of a penalty flag.

Yes. Lol

[Chandler#81]

I will not curse repeatedly if/when we lose (when my children are around)

I will not allow a loss to effect my mood for more than an hour

I will not drink more than 3 beers inside the Cap

I will not drink so much as to not be able to safely/legally operate a vehicle on the way home from a game.... (Crossing fingers)

Best wishes with these resolutions! They're mine as well, but I routinely fail miserably!

[sodbuster]

I promise not to even mention playoffs unless the team is leading the division, in a wild card position, or the top team in the "in the hunt" category after thanksgiving.

[BringBackFergy]

I promise not to even mention playoffs unless the team is leading the division, in a wild card position, or the top team in the "in the hunt" category after thanksgiving.

This is a good one. But inevitably, if we win today, there will be post game callers talking about the "P" word.

[rochester rob]

Resolve Not to get to high and not to get to low with my team