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Captain_Quint

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Limericks are always better:

 

The team we know as the Ravens

Frantically search for safe havens

I don't mean to be snide

But there's no place to hide

In a game produced by Wes Craven

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K-9

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Please stay on topic and refrain

from poetry that does

not follow the 5-7-5 structure. { Thank You .\>

Aye Captain Quint

Why so anal retentive

Must be bug up ass

Rocky Landing Veteran

Rocky Landing

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Limericks are always better:

 

The team we know as the Ravens

Frantically search for safe havens

I don't mean to be snide

But there's no place to hide

In a game produced by Wes Craven

From last season (still applies):

 

A Buffalo Bills player named Williams

And Williams, and Williams, and Williams

All said to the other

Don't sweat it, my brother

Mediocrity will still make us millions.

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Seasons1992 Veteran

Seasons1992

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There has got to be

Something better to do than

Watch this game Sunday

 

Enjoy watching Tim.

He is your dream left fielder.

E-J is not good.

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K-9

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From last season (still applies):

 

A Buffalo Bills player named Williams

And Williams, and Williams, and Williams

All said to the other

Don't sweat it, my brother

Mediocrity will still make us millions.

Oh Rocky Landing

You did not get the memo

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4merper4mer Hall of Famer

4merper4mer

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There was a dumb team name the crows

The city they come from it blows

They gave us Tyrod

To Sammy he'll nod

Then watch as our offense just flows

 

or

 

As we go to the Maryland town

In hopes that the season won't drown

We have Rob, we have Rex

That sure sounds like a hex

Wherever you look there's a clown

1st Ammendment NoMas Veteran

1st Ammendment NoMas

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Oh damn, a new year.

Hopeless, but optimistic

Please don't suck again


Two Thousand Sixteen

Another Stupid Slogan

Same ****! No Playoffs


Why Rex, Why Rob, Why?

Too many Ryan's coaching.

One more year of crap!


Think Positive Please

Suffering Forty Plus Years

Bills Fan Needs Playoffs

Pine Barrens Mafia Hall of Famer

Pine Barrens Mafia

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The beer I first drank

How sweetly it flowed down throat

Genesee Cream Ale

 

Genessee Cream Ale

May flow sweetly down the throat

Not so outgoing.

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KD in CA Hall of Famer

KD in CA

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From last season (still applies):

 

A Buffalo Bills player named Williams

And Williams, and Williams, and Williams

All said to the other

Don't sweat it, my brother

Mediocrity will still make us millions.

 

:lol:

 

 

Optimism reigns

Then, reality appears

Seventeen years, soon.

26CornerBlitz Hall of Famer

26CornerBlitz

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Bills Football is Back!

Where else would you rather be?

We'll be 1 and 0

 

Ravens feeling good

Rex and Tyrod Homecoming

Nevermore blackbirds

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