TSNBDSC Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/woman-wants-to-be-so-fat-she-cant-move-6112220/?ito=facebook
CountryCletus Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 She's going to be disappointed when Boyst takes her to the slaughter house....
Chef Jim Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Immobile and useless. Dump her in the ocean and watch her sink.
CountryCletus Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Immobile and useless. Dump her in the ocean and watch her sink. Unfortunately the Navy has nothing in their Arsenal to capsize something that buoyant
Chef Jim Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 (edited) Unfortunately the Navy has nothing in their Arsenal to capsize something that buoyant I'm not so sure that thing will float. And if so throw some sand on it put up a couple umbrellas and charge $250 bucks a night for your own private island. Oh and let me add again. We are one !@#$ed up species. And you could add me to that list next Thursday......If I were so inclined to come. Edited September 6, 2016 by Chef Jim
BringBackFergy Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 An absolute perfect example of our society at large: 1) Look at me 2) Lazy 3) Give me fame and fortune with no hard work (immediate gratification). Sickening.
Chef Jim Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 An absolute perfect example of our society at large: 1) Look at me 2) Lazy 3) Give me fame and fortune with no hard work (immediate gratification). Sickening. I can't imagine anyone cramming food in their mouths non-stop. Unless of course I decided to come to the game next week. But that's just one day.
CountryCletus Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 An absolute perfect example of our society at large: 1) Look at me 2) Lazy 3) Give me fame and fortune with no hard work (immediate gratification). Sickening. On the other hand... She looks like someone that could use a Power of Attorney, a will, and gastric bypass Would you accept Oreo's and areoles as payment?
Chef Jim Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 On the other hand... She looks like someone that could use a Power of Attorney, a will, and gastric bypass Would you accept Oreo's and areoles as payment? I'll be her medical directive POA. Doctor: Ok she's in a coma to we pull the.... Me: Yes.
CountryCletus Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 I'll be her medical directive POA. Doctor: Ok she's in a coma to we pull the.... Me: Yes. How awkward do you think it would be when you found out he wasn't going to end the sentence "titties out"
CountryCletus Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 slap her knee and ride the first wave in OH!!! Take that **** to the county fair!!! She an waddle home with a belly button full of quarters ever night!!!!
Chef Jim Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 How awkward do you think it would be when you found out he wasn't going to end the sentence "titties out" Her titties next to that gut would like placing two coconut halves next to Mt Everest.
CountryCletus Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 Her titties next to that gut would like placing two coconut halves next to Mt Everest. Oh stop.... She's not that tiny
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 She's getting nourishment from a funnel. I've been drinking. I literally just spit beer and woke up,my wife. Wtf
CountryCletus Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 She's getting nourishment from a funnel. I've been drinking. I literally just spit beer and woke up,my wife. Wtf Nourishment.... I'm not sure that word applies to her anymore.... That funnel is probably filled with Crisco
Beef Jerky Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 Basically suicide... Yet the one the cops can't interfere.
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 He'll need so many jobs to keep up with the food bills that there won't be any time to cook.
CountryCletus Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 (edited) He'll need so many jobs to keep up with the food bills that there won't be any time to cook.I like the way you think, all responsible like- but I bet that's government funded Edited September 7, 2016 by CountryCletus
Chef Jim Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 I like the way you think, all responsible like- but I bet that's government funded It's England. Of course it's government funded. Aaaaaaand off to PPP we go!
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