mead107 Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 (edited) If you came to the opener you should bring Long underwear Heavy coat Warm boots Edited September 5, 2016 by mead107
BringBackFergy Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 He should bring his imported Italian racing bike, helmet and biking shorts so he can travel quickly from tailgate to stadium and then drive on Southwestern Blvd and beat all the traffic by driving tight to the shoulder.
/dev/null Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 Bring some Gug-away repellent and a copy of Tom Petty's greatest hits in case Tom shows up. Nah what am I saying, Tom would never lower himself to mingling with the Proles
Bob in Mich Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 Jim, be sure to bring your old back pain meds, not the new back pain meds. They are kinda old fashioned on that in NY state.
Chef Jim Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 If you came to the opener you should bring Long underwear Heavy coat Warm boots Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. Why would I bring these things in September? On second thought I don't want to know. He should bring his imported Italian racing bike, helmet and biking shorts so he can travel quickly from tailgate to stadium and then drive on Southwestern Blvd and beat all the traffic by driving tight to the shoulder. Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. Besides if I were to come I'm an old fart and would use a golf cart. Bring some Gug-away repellent and a copy of Tom Petty's greatest hits in case Tom shows up. Nah what am I saying, Tom would never lower himself to mingling with the Proles Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. Besides I wouldn't need any Gug repellent. He'd likely not want to be near me anyway. Tom-away on the other hand? This is actually good advice Jim, be sure to bring your old back pain meds, not the new back pain meds. They are kinda old fashioned on that in NY state. Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. Besides my back is find and haven't taken pain meds in two years. And I can't bring your Dr Bob's cure all with me if I wanted to.
CountryCletus Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 My advice would be to not take any advice...
mrags Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 My advice would be to stay away from Cletus when he's drunk. He gets touchy feely
BringBackFergy Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 Cletus once told me to stay away from people named "Mrags" and if he offers you food, just walk away.
Chef Jim Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 My advice would be to not take any advice... Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. As if I'd take advice from a slack jawed yokel. Especially one offering up 'possum hind quarter. My advice would be to stay away from Cletus when he's drunk. He gets touchy feely Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. What about Mrs Cletus?
Chef Jim Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 Rain coat sun screen Wine for me Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. 1. What's a raincoat? 2. I'm Italian. No need 3. Coals to Newcastle.
mead107 Posted September 5, 2016 Author Posted September 5, 2016 Bring me wine or I will lock you in the outhouse with Beerball.
/dev/null Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 Bring me wine or I will lock you in the outhouse with Beerball. All that wine can't be good for your spleen
CountryCletus Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. As if I'd take advice from a slack jawed yokel. Especially one offering up 'possum hind quarter. Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. What about Mrs Cletus? It was raccoon.... And she's not as friendly when over served....
BuffaloBill Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. 1. What's a raincoat? Some call them rubbers... I refuse to offer any advice in this thread....
Chef Jim Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 And she's not as friendly when over served.... Now this is good advice. And yes I'm taking it as advice. Bring me wine or I will lock you in the outhouse with Beerball. If I were to come I'd be packing you two bottles of Sonoma's best bubbly. Unfortunately.......................
BringBackFergy Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Now this is good advice. And yes I'm taking it as advice. If I were to come I'd be packing you two boxes of Sonoma's best bubbly. Unfortunately....................... ??
CountryCletus Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Everyone knows the best wine comes in boxes!!!!
mrags Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Everyone knows the best wine comes with tear off tin foil tops!!!! Fixed it for you
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