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Gugny could have went to college at age 12, he could have worked on advanced math theory, he could have done a lot of things....but he chose to be a Bills fan.

Did he??? Really.... Did he really? He's not even going to the opener this year!

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And if you were a Marine, thank the Navy for your paycheck.

 

 

.... And the warm body to hold at night..... And for washing those hard to reach places...

 

As squid and a jarhead walk into the head at the same time.

The jarhead finishes his business first and promptly washes his hands

The squid finishes his business and walks to the door

 

The jarhead remarks "The Corps teaches to wash our hands when we use the bathroom"

 

The squid replies "The Navy teaches not to piss on your hand"

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As squid and a jarhead walk into the head at the same time.

The jarhead finishes his business first and promptly washes his hands

The squid finishes his business and walks to the door

 

The jarhead remarks "The Corps teaches to wash our hands when we use the bathroom"

 

The squid replies "The Navy teaches not to piss on your hand"

The smart thing to do is wash your hands before you take a piss... that is a holy instrument and you are touching it with whatever else your hands touched before. If you had a Rookie Signed Bruce Smith football card mint you wouldn't just touch it with BBQ sauce on your fingers.

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