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Dispatch: APB for drunk Canadian carrying goalie stick, possibly wearing goalie gear and overalls carrying a case of beer.

 

Officer 1: Beauty eh. You just described half of the general population. Can you narrow it down by letting me know if it was a left handed or right handed goalie stick? Was it Brodeur model?

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Looks like Shootsie scored.

An awful lot of work for a case and half of some likely very crappy beer.

No such thing as crappy beer when you are that thirsty...

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