I am leaving a burning bag of dog poo on Joe Theisman's door

[John from Riverside]

Anyone care to join me

 

Hate everything about him

[ExWNYer]

I heard a rumor that the 'Burning Bag of Dog Poo' is the newest item on his restaurant's menu. I believe it's served on an over-sized plate with his likeness.

Edited August 27, 2016 by ExWNYer

[Jamie Nails]

The only solace tonight was when they lost the feed and had to switch to the Buffalo call. Those who complain about Tasker shouldn't throw stones.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

What a jackass. He was absolutely terrible, and obnoxious.

[QCity]

Joe Theismann's family had always pronounced their last name "THEES-man." Joe changed it to "THIGHS-man" at Notre Dame because he wanted it to rhyme with "Heisman."

 

He ultimately lost the Heisman to Plunkett

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Tyrod Smith? Really?! Have you been living in a bomb shelter, cut off from society, for the last 2 years?

[White Linen]

Theisman was terrible so I was able to switch to the Bills broadcast on the NFL pass. Damn Murphy even though he's our guy is just for me, exhausting to listen to. I thought about switching back.

[jr1]

this guy's been milking it for 30 years

[Fadingpain]

Doesn't everyone remember him from the ESPN Sunday night days when Monday Night Football on ABC was still the big game of the week?

 

He was terrible then too.

 

His dad was Austrian. His name should be pronounced to rhyme with Heisman.

 

The "H" should be silent.

 

Should be "TIES-MANN" sort of.

[Kelly the Dog]

I have yet to meet the human being who thinks Joe Theisman is even a decent announcer. Estimating how many people I have watched games with over the years who have actually commented on Joe Theisman's prowess as an NFL announcer, I think it is approximately 7,482 to 0.

[HuSeYiN_NYC]

Tyrod Smith? Really?! Have you been living in a bomb shelter, cut off from society, for the last 2 years?

I caught that and Clinton Portis needs to leave that sideline job alone. This is how it sounded.

 

Theisman: Let's check in with Clinton Portis on the sidelines. Clinton what do you have for us?

 

Clinton: Yeah ummmm welll it lookded like a pretty goood start nomsayin? The D rilly doing they thang. Lookin good though lookin good.

 

Theisman: Mmmmmmmm papa johns

[Norwood for Wall of Fame]

Tyrod Smith? Really?!

Tyrod Smith has a receiver named Sammy Watson. Oh, and Smith needs to learn to move around and not stand still in the pocket.

[Uffalo Ills]

Tyrod Smith has a receiver named Sammy Watson. Oh, and Smith needs to learn to move around and not stand still in the pocket.

I heard him mention Cardale a lot when EJ was starting and Jones wasn't even suited up. He also kept on thinking Lorenzo Neal was out of retirement.

[Blokestradamus]

I've come to the conclusion that I dislike pretty much every broadcaster on every sport in every country.

 

So few that add anything to a game. Oh well, Spero Dedes and Solomon Wilcots in Week 1, yay!

Edited August 27, 2016 by Blokestradamus

[nucci]

I've come to the conclusion that I dislike pretty much every broadcaster on every sport in every country.

 

So few that add anything to a game. Oh well, Spero Dedes and Solomon Wilcots in Week 1, yay!

I concur

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

I've come to the conclusion that I dislike pretty much every broadcaster on every sport in every country.

 

So few that add anything to a game. Oh well, Spero Dedes and Solomon Wilcots in Week 1, yay!

Tha beeyulls

[judman]

He was dumping on Doug Flutie's son once during a game Doug was playing in (the boy was seated with Doug's wife in a crowd shot). Doug's son has autism... Paul McGuire stepped on Joe's line of commentary and told the audience about their son, and what the Fluties do for kids with autism. Joe awkwardly tried to cover his tracks and did a poor job of it.

Edited August 27, 2016 by judman

[Hapless Bills Fan]

Anyone care to join me

 

Hate everything about him

 

That coverage last night was just B-A-D bad. That's a player who should have moved on after playing.

Edited August 27, 2016 by Hopeful

[pkwwjd]

How many times does he need to tell us that the punter stands 15 behind the LOS? It was like he is on a crusade to count punting yards like we measure FGs ...

[Beerball]

I have yet to meet the human being who thinks Joe Theisman is even a decent announcer. Estimating how many people I have watched games with over the years who have actually commented on Joe Theisman's prowess as an NFL announcer, I think it is approximately 7,482 to 0.

7483