Chef Jim Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 And you know I may just need some advice on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Yeah...but not for left coasters. Only real fans. Can you give me advice where to park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share Posted August 25, 2016 Yeah is it going to be on the NFL network? If so what do i need to get that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Yeah is it going to be on the NFL network? If so what do i need to get that? you need to get the following:1 plane ticket Your ass to Buffalo Two tickets for the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share Posted August 25, 2016 you need to get the following: 1 plane ticket Your ass to Buffalo Two tickets for the game Two tickets to the game?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Two tickets to the game?!?! So Beerball can sit next to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxum Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 So Beerball can sit next to you. I thought Beerball needed two seats just to sit or is other for his drinks, etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 And you know I may just need some advice on this one. Seriously??? "Come on man"!! Find a way!! I'll be there. I'll even bring the wine. It'll all be yours. I'm sharing my vanilla "wodka" vodka with "beer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 I do have some open dates on my lower seats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 I do have some open dates on my lower seats You'll take him on a date in your lower seats? I don't think he wanted that but to each their own... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Two tickets to the game?!?! mead has requested that your "niece" join you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 mead has requested that your "niece" join you. She's about my age, right? But seriously Chef, get your ass out here and bring the wife so we can ask her how she's managed to put up with your cranky ass all these years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share Posted August 25, 2016 mead has requested that your "niece" join you. Well I was going to be there but you guys are too creepy. Seriously??? "Come on man"!! Find a way!! I'll be there. I'll even bring the wine. It'll all be yours. I'm sharing my vanilla "wodka" vodka with "beer". This offer on the other hand...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 And you know I may just need some advice on this one. Some advice? The day after the game, come back to the board and post a topic about the deplorable behavior of Bills fans. Paint with a broad brush! Label all the fans as classless Neanderthals. Be as sanctimonious (look it up Beerbawl) as possible. Talk down to the local fan base. Describe scenes of drunken debauchery and disrespect towards opposing fans. Throw in a story or two about card tables being broken. Close the post with something along the lines of "this is the last game I will ever be attending in person." (As opposed to attending a game from afar). Sound advice, since you was askin!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share Posted August 25, 2016 Some advice? The day after the game, come back to the board and post a topic about the deplorable behavior of Bills fans. Paint with a broad brush! Label all the fans as classless Neanderthals. Be as sanctimonious (look it up Beerbawl) as possible. Talk down to the local fan base. Describe scenes of drunken debauchery and disrespect towards opposing fans. Throw in a story or two about card tables being broken. Close the post with something along the lines of "this is the last game I will ever be attending in person." (As opposed to attending a game from afar). Sound advice, since you was askin!!! Nah. If I go I'll be sheltered from the unwashed masses in the safe environs of club seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Nah. If I go I'll be sheltered from the unwashed masses in the safe environs of club seats. Some of the unwashed masses have club seats also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Nah. If I go I'll be sheltered from the unwashed masses in the safe environs of club seats. They don't let the likes of you in those seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share Posted August 25, 2016 Some of the unwashed masses have club seats also. Well I do have to occasionally rub elbows with them to retain my superior status. I just don't want to be surrounded by them. They don't let the likes of you in those seats. I'll bring a classy date and wear a disguise. Anyway I can't make it even if I wanted. We're doing some renovations on the house. 10,000 bottle wine cellar is just not big enough anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Come on, take these guys up on their offer and join their asylum, you've been too long on your island. They don't want to see the rich man lost and lonely, watch him as he dines, sitting there just testing all the wines. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share Posted August 25, 2016 Come on, take these guys up on their offer and join their asylum, you've been too long on your island. They don't want to see the rich man lost and lonely, watch him as he dines, sitting there just testing all the wines. :-) After all the begging to come to the games all these years what on earth would prompt me to come back this year after just being there a couple weeks ago?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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