Brady slices thumb with scissors, misses start

[The Wiz]

@jasonlacanfora

One Pats source said at this point no timetable for Brady return but did not believe the cut would require hospitalization

I'm gonna go ahead and guess he will need stitches and will be out until at least week 5. That makes it seem like he misses time due to injury and not the suspension. FLEECED!

[26CornerBlitz]

He's getting four more games for violating the NFL personal conduct policy. Scissors are dangerous.

[Augie]

Did it fall off? I'd be willing to forgive the cheating if he has no right thumb.

[bacarri and coke]

Bradys cut...what?..nice!!..oh nevermind I get it now.Stupid scrapbooking injury what a mo

Edited August 19, 2016 by bacarri and coke

[eme123]

This is straight up Brady/Belichik bull ****. They don't want to put Brady in danger

[Augie]

This is straight up Brady/Belichik bull ****. They don't want to put Brady in danger

Yet he was allowed near Hernandez. That was a calculated risk, for sure.

Edited August 19, 2016 by Augie

[White Linen]

Brady is experienced with tampons he will have it clotted up in no time.

 

Nice

[transient]

Breaking News. Brazilian authorities refute report of Brady cutting his thumb with scissors. Release gas station surveillance showing Brady catching his thumb in Ryan Lochte's zipper while pressing the "barrel of his gun" against Lochte's forehead.

[26CornerBlitz]

Breaking News. Brazilian authorities refute report of Brady cutting his thumb with scissors. Release gas station surveillance showing Brady catching his thumb in Ryan Lochte's zipper while pressing the "barrel of his gun" against Lochte's forehead.

 

[FLFan]

@jasonlacanfora

One Pats source said at this point no timetable for Brady return but did not believe the cut would require hospitalization

But will it require fresh panties?

[racecitybills]

Wait. Is belicheat getting fired over this? Kraft being driven out of town? What kind of crap operation is this? Have they lost control?

 

Just trying to imagine this happening to a bills player

[eme123]

But will it require fresh panties?

Belichik's standing there........"just put em on Tom"

[DC Tom]

Patriots fans everywhere are citing this event as proof of the conspiracy the league has against the franchise.

[eball]

He's getting four more games for violating the NFL personal conduct policy. Scissors are dangerous.

And reports are that he was running.

[Augie]

And reports are that he was running.

Who didn't learn that lesson in kinndygarden?

Though I had a classmate in kindergarten who was held back because she would throw her shoes at the teacher because she couldn't tie her shoes.

 

My guess is the teacher was about to retire.

Edited August 19, 2016 by Augie

[jr1]

he and his wife have enough money to have a "scissor guy"

[CommonCents]

BB said that Brady is fine and it was his decision to play Jimmy G. https://mobile.twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/766478532323209216

[Saxum]

If I see one more !@#$ing thread about a key Patriot* being injured --- but not really being injured at all -- I'm going to !@#$ing kill someone.

 

Are any of Buffalo News staff in California currently? If so I will start one.

He is going to need four regular season games to rehab.

 

It takes that long for the surgery to implant the Mike into his thumb. Now we need a convenient injury to implant the view screen and speaker.

[Uffalo Ills]

 

He was trying to "clean his cleats" aka "lose weight" aka ...
http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-reportedly-sliced-his-thumb-open-trying-to-cl-1785484537?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Should have had the locker room attendants do that for him... oh wait

[transient]

For the home game against Pats*, do you think OBD could be persuaded to give these out as a fan give away to the lower bowl to pelt him with when he takes the field?