Brady slices thumb with scissors, misses start

[YoloinOhio]

@tomecurran

 

BREAKING: Brady misses start after slicing thumb with scissors prior to Thursday's preseason game

http://www.csnne.com/new-england-patriots/brady-slices-right-thumb-scissors-prior-thursdays-preseason-game

[Peter]

He is going to need four regular season games to rehab.

[Captain_Quint]

He's starting to crack. Old man injuries. He'll lose the remote soon enough.

[KD in CA]

If I see one more !@#$ing thread about a key Patriot* being injured --- but not really being injured at all -- I'm going to !@#$ing kill someone.

[YoloinOhio]

Pretty dumb to try to cut your iPhone up with scissors.

Edited August 19, 2016 by YoloinOhio

[PromoTheRobot]

It was really the Boston mob threatening to take Brady's thumbs.

[The Wiz]

Apparently he didn't know you can't take a little air out of the ball with scissors.

[WMDman]

Whaley should have known he'd do something this stupid before he gave him that contract

[/dev/null]

He's starting to crack. Old man injuries. He'll lose the remote soon enough.

Let's hope he misplaces his car keys during week 8

[26CornerBlitz]

If I see one more !@#$ing thread about a key Patriot* being injured --- but not really being injured at all -- I'm going to !@#$ing kill someone.

 

[White Linen]

Blood handshake? Boston will do anything to get Vesey.

[vincec]

Ridiculous. Luckily for him it doesn't really matter at all since he's suspended.

[YoloinOhio]

He was trying to "clean his cleats" aka "lose weight" aka ...

http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-reportedly-sliced-his-thumb-open-trying-to-cl-1785484537?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Edited August 19, 2016 by YoloinOhio

[Over 29 years of fanhood]

Pretty dumb to try to cut your iPhone up with scissors.

Outstanding!

Going to be tough deflating footballs with scissors after they confiscated mcnally's needle.

Edited August 19, 2016 by over 20 years of fanhood

[SF Bills Fan]

Too bad he did cut off his finger

[YoloinOhio]

@mikegarafolo

Don Yee, agent for Tom Brady, via text: "An accident occurred and Tom will be okay in time."

 

"In time?" Time to retire IMO!

Edited August 19, 2016 by YoloinOhio

[Andrew Son]

Too bad he did cut off his finger

I'm still holding out hope for some sort of infection

[DC Tom]

I heard Goodell was considering disciplinary action for an equipment violation.

 

Also heard that afterwards Brady had his assistant destroy the scissors, because that's what he always does when he gets new scissors.

[CommonCents]

Brady is experienced with tampons he will have it clotted up in no time.

[YoloinOhio]

@jasonlacanfora

One Pats source said at this point no timetable for Brady return but did not believe the cut would require hospitalization