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Favorite name for stadium? Not sure how to add poll.

  • Joe Robbie Stadium
  • Dolphin Stadium
  • Dolphins Stadium
  • Pro Player Park
  • Pro Player Stadium
  • Landshark Stadium
  • Sun Life Stadium.
  • Hard Rock Toilet Bowl

Personally I liked Pro Player Park (PPP).

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How 'bout "Swivel Dick Stadium?"

 

http://theweek.com/articles/474417/12-weirdest-animal-penises-earth-updated

 

"...7. Dolphins' retractable "hand"
The good-natured swimmers have retractable penises that are kind of like multi-tools. Not only does the male dolphin's penis swivel around, but it's often also used to feel out other objects, kind of like a human hand. This gives the dolphin a "ravenous sexual appetite," says Neatorama, and could help explain why males are often seen trying to "hump inanimate objects" and "other animals like sea turtles."..."

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Favorite name for stadium? Not sure how to add poll.

  • Joe Robbie Stadium
  • Dolphin Stadium
  • Dolphins Stadium
  • Pro Player Park
  • Pro Player Stadium
  • Landshark Stadium
  • Sun Life Stadium.
  • Hard Rock Toilet Bowl
Personally I liked Pro Player Park (PPP).
Meh. All the names suck and I hate teal.
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That's just perfect for the Maimi Dolphins. Cheesy, overpriced mediocrity with some nice ornamentation to look at.

haha, I honestly didn't even think the hard rock was still profitable enough to buy stadium naming rights. I know they have the one in Niagara Falls. Are they still around in most cities? We don't have one here anymore.
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haha, I honestly didn't even think the hard rock was still profitable enough to buy stadium naming rights. I know they have the one in Niagara Falls. Are they still around in most cities? We don't have one here anymore.

The article states a Native American tribe owns the Hard Rock properties now... So the Casinos must be doing okay

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They have for quite a while. Hard rock was cool like 20 years ago. The cool musican owned instruments, etc.

Today hard rock is more like an applebees with a les Paul on the wall.

 

:lol: The restaurants definitely have that feel. The casino in Vegas is still pretty cool though.

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The Seminole Nation owns most Hard Rocks, they don't own the Hotels, Casinos west of the Mississippi. They are a pretty big deal down here. The US military fought three wars with the Seminoles in an attempt to relocate them. Although the government claimed success, they obviously failed.

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