LeviF Posted August 16, 2016 Posted August 16, 2016 A girl at the bar slapped me a couple weekends ago. My buddy I was with thought it was hilarious. It was loud and right in between songs, the whole bar looked over at us.
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/16/2016 at 8:45 PM, LeviF91 said: A girl at the bar slapped me a couple weekends ago. My buddy I was with thought it was hilarious. It was loud and right in between songs, the whole bar looked over at us. Getting slapped between the songs is rough, but, nope.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 16, 2016 Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/16/2016 at 8:48 PM, Beerball said: Getting slapped between the songs is rough, but, nope. Blind midget walks into a bar. All anyone can hear is OW!
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/16/2016 at 8:49 PM, joesixpack said: Blind midget walks into a bar. All anyone can hear is OW! nope
Blokestradamus Posted August 16, 2016 Posted August 16, 2016 I could show you my penis. That usually makes a woman laugh.
Cugalabanza Posted August 16, 2016 Posted August 16, 2016 My daughter, when she was a baby, had what I thought was a nasty cut on her face. I washed it, and kissed it and put Neosporin on it. Later, it just fell off and I realized it was just a booger. I kissed a booger!
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/16/2016 at 8:52 PM, Blokestradamus said: I could show you my penis. That usually makes a woman laugh. Gugny wants your number. nope On 8/16/2016 at 8:52 PM, Cugalabanza said: My daughter, when she was a baby, had what I thought was a nasty cut on her face. I washed it, and kissed it and put Neosporin on it. Later, it just fell off and I realized it was just a booger. I kissed a booger! Every father has kissed a bugger. nope
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 16, 2016 Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/16/2016 at 8:58 PM, Beerball said: Every father has kissed a bugger. nope A bugger or a BOOGER? Big difference
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/16/2016 at 8:59 PM, joesixpack said: A bugger or a BOOGER? Big difference OK, that made me laugh. I done !@#$ed up.
thebandit27 Posted August 16, 2016 Posted August 16, 2016 And God said unto Adam: "Now I will make for you a companion. She will be perfect in every way. She will be beautiful & smart. She will cook, clean, and be subservient to you always. She will compliment you and complement you. She will never disobey and will love you to the end of your days." And Adam asked: "wow, what will that cost me?" To which God replied: "an arm and a leg". So Adam inquired: "what'll a rib get me?"
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/16/2016 at 9:25 PM, thebandit27 said: And God said unto Adam: "Now I will make for you a companion. She will be perfect in every way. She will be beautiful & smart. She will cook, clean, and be subservient to you always. She will compliment you and complement you. She will never disobey and will love you to the end of your days." And Adam asked: "wow, what will that cost me?" To which God replied: "an arm and a leg". So Adam inquired: "what'll a rib get me?" On 8/16/2016 at 9:39 PM, GG said: I suggest taking a big bong hit.
USMCBillsFan Posted August 16, 2016 Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/16/2016 at 9:39 PM, GG said: I suggest taking a big bong hit. That'll warrant a 4 game suspension!
/dev/null Posted August 16, 2016 Posted August 16, 2016 If you're depressed and just need something to make you smile, can never go wrong with puppies
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/16/2016 at 10:44 PM, /dev/null said: If you're depressed and just need something to make you smile, can never go wrong with puppies sadly I have a Roomba
/dev/null Posted August 17, 2016 Posted August 17, 2016 On 8/16/2016 at 10:59 PM, Beerball said: sadly I have a Roomba if puppies don't make you smile then you are one crass curmudgeon
BringBackFergy Posted August 17, 2016 Posted August 17, 2016 In winning the offseason, we have lost Shah Lawson (spleen), Ragland (femur), Cordy Glenn (2nd kidney), Goodwin (pre-emptive shattered spine), Dareus (brain injury), Half-a-Manny Lawson (rectum) and A-Aron Williams (Kelso helmet). You have to laugh.
/dev/null Posted August 17, 2016 Posted August 17, 2016 On 8/17/2016 at 12:14 AM, BringBackFergy said: In winning the offseason, we have lost Shah Lawson (spleen) Was he overthrown by the Ayatollah?
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