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A girl at the bar slapped me a couple weekends ago. My buddy I was with thought it was hilarious. It was loud and right in between songs, the whole bar looked over at us.

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  On 8/16/2016 at 8:45 PM, LeviF91 said:

A girl at the bar slapped me a couple weekends ago. My buddy I was with thought it was hilarious. It was loud and right in between songs, the whole bar looked over at us.

Getting slapped between the songs is rough, but, nope.

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My daughter, when she was a baby, had what I thought was a nasty cut on her face. I washed it, and kissed it and put Neosporin on it. Later, it just fell off and I realized it was just a booger. I kissed a booger!

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  On 8/16/2016 at 8:52 PM, Blokestradamus said:

I could show you my penis. That usually makes a woman laugh.

Gugny wants your number.

 

nope :(

  On 8/16/2016 at 8:52 PM, Cugalabanza said:

My daughter, when she was a baby, had what I thought was a nasty cut on her face. I washed it, and kissed it and put Neosporin on it. Later, it just fell off and I realized it was just a booger. I kissed a booger!

Every father has kissed a bugger.

 

nope :(

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And God said unto Adam:

 

"Now I will make for you a companion. She will be perfect in every way. She will be beautiful & smart. She will cook, clean, and be subservient to you always. She will compliment you and complement you. She will never disobey and will love you to the end of your days."

 

And Adam asked: "wow, what will that cost me?"

 

To which God replied: "an arm and a leg".

 

So Adam inquired: "what'll a rib get me?"

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  On 8/16/2016 at 9:25 PM, thebandit27 said:

And God said unto Adam:

 

"Now I will make for you a companion. She will be perfect in every way. She will be beautiful & smart. She will cook, clean, and be subservient to you always. She will compliment you and complement you. She will never disobey and will love you to the end of your days."

 

And Adam asked: "wow, what will that cost me?"

 

To which God replied: "an arm and a leg".

 

So Adam inquired: "what'll a rib get me?"

:)

  On 8/16/2016 at 9:39 PM, GG said:

I suggest taking a big bong hit.

:flirt::wacko::P

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In winning the offseason, we have lost Shah Lawson (spleen), Ragland (femur), Cordy Glenn (2nd kidney), Goodwin (pre-emptive shattered spine), Dareus (brain injury), Half-a-Manny Lawson (rectum) and A-Aron Williams (Kelso helmet). You have to laugh.

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