California to regulate cow farts

[Beerball]

Chef Jim, KD, LA, Greggy, KtFaBD told to stick a cork in it.

[Helpmenow]

Not much of a thread

[snafu]

It only begins with cows. Then they'll get into your homes by moving on to dogs, then the next step is humans. It's just a matter of time!

I'm probably in the top 1%. They're gonna go after me first.

[GottaRun]

I'll be in the resistance. I'm not much of a character, I'll die in the first scene. Fart on brothers, fart on.

[KD in CA]

Screw that, we want our fancy cheese.

[BuffaloBill]

I'll be in the resistance. I'm not much of a character, I'll die in the first scene. Fart on brothers, fart on.

 

 

You stink....

[Marv's Neighbor]

If farts are outlawed, only outlaws will fart. I'm waiting for the Fart free Zone signs.

[Beerball]

If farts are outlawed, only outlaws will fart. I'm waiting for the Fart free Zone signs.

[DC Tom]

And the dairy industry's counter-argument? "This will make cows explode!"

 

Yeah...run with that, you idiots.

[PromoTheRobot]

I've been known to produce a lot of methane.

[IDBillzFan]

California Government: Trying to kill the CA farming business one regulation at a time.

 

Did you know California also bans lead in ammo used for hunting certain animals because if you shoot the animal and it doesn't die, you could give it lead poisoning, and it would, y'know, die that way instead.

[Saxum]

Fix the problem not use band aid regulations (not that I think band aids will work). And their are several in this thread can be used as first human test cases.