Gavin in Va Beach Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Ah, she was "strapping" - got it. 248858[/snapback] I could see him as a candidate for getting a "Ralphie"....
Guffalo Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Mine would have taken two, maybe three flushes. 248832[/snapback] Why? Is it like a cigarette butt? small and light, keeps floating to the top?
sweet baboo Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Why? Is it like a cigarette butt? small and light, keeps floating to the top? 248901[/snapback] pwnd
IDBillzFan Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 While the matter at hand is clearly perverse, and as a man you have to instinctively feel sorry for this dude, all sympathy stops upon reading this bit of idiocy: At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed. Dude...you're fighting with the chick over the breakup, she decides let's just !@#$ one more time...and you let her tie you up? Man...some guys really do think with their pecker.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 While the matter at hand is clearly perverse, and as a man you have to instinctively feel sorry for this dude, all sympathy stops upon reading this bit of idiocy: At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed. Dude...you're fighting with the chick over the breakup, she decides let's just !@#$ one more time...and you let her tie you up? Man...some guys really do think with their pecker. 248919[/snapback] hehe....what a maroon.
stevestojan Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 While the matter at hand is clearly perverse, and as a man you have to instinctively feel sorry for this dude, all sympathy stops upon reading this bit of idiocy: At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed. Dude...you're fighting with the chick over the breakup, she decides let's just !@#$ one more time...and you let her tie you up? Man...some guys really do think with their pecker. 248919[/snapback] Even with my hands tied, there's no way a chick is getting my packacge off unless its with a biting motion. If she comes anywhere near my manhood with a sharp object, there isn't a woman in this world that would be standing after the double legged kick i would put through her chest. It would be like fighting for your child. . . all bets are off.
Johnny Coli Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Genital Amputation. Genital Amputation. Wow. Even the actual medical term for it sounds bad. Genital Amputation.
IDBillzFan Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Even with my hands tied, there's no way a chick is getting my packacge off unless its with a biting motion. If she comes anywhere near my manhood with a sharp object, there isn't a woman in this world that would be standing after the double legged kick i would put through her chest. It would be like fighting for your child. . . all bets are off. 248922[/snapback] A woman is crazy enough to fight with you about a break up, and then make up with you with gratuitous sex just to tie you up so she could sever your pecker and flush it down a toilet...and you think giving her a double leg kick while your bound to a bedframe will stop her? No disrespect, dude, but there comes a time in almost every man's life when he comes face to face with the true fury of a woman scorned. It is clear that time has not yet arrived for you.
Alaska Darin Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Even with my hands tied, there's no way a chick is getting my packacge off unless its with a biting motion. If she comes anywhere near my manhood with a sharp object, there isn't a woman in this world that would be standing after the double legged kick i would put through her chest. It would be like fighting for your child. . . all bets are off. 248922[/snapback] Uh, she probably waited until after his "happy ending" when he was doing the male version of "cuddling with his eyes shut."
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