Movinon Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCooler/wireStory?id=521306 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 The only good thing I can say was at least she didn't feed it to the dog or something. Throw the book at this B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCooler/wireStory?id=521306 248571[/snapback] severed organ? so...he will have to play piano? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Alaska--OMG it couldn't be could it? Anyone else bothered by the smiling talking head right next to the headline "Alaska Woman Charged in Genital Amputation"? She looks a little to happy about genital mutilation for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Oh good! It's been what, two weeks since we've seen a story like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 first darin and now this i'm getting the picture of alaska as being like Deliverance in parkas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 first darin and now this i'm getting the picture of alaska as being like Deliverance in parkas 248620[/snapback] Yep. Don't move here. We're all nuts.** ** I like to keep this charade going because it ensures the PFD will remain high and taxes will remain low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMan Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 When the woman was asked why she flushed the member down the toilet, she explained that she didn't have the balls to keep it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 The moral of this story? Do NOT allow yourself to be physically restrained by a woman you've just broken up with. Hell hath no fury....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Current rumor here is the dude is her uncle. This story just keeps getting better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Mine would have taken two, maybe three flushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Yep. Don't move here. We're all nuts.**** I like to keep this charade going because it ensures the PFD will remain high and taxes will remain low. 248643[/snapback] So the Libertarian bent has a selfish side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Mine would have taken two, maybe three flushes. 248832[/snapback] Uh, yeah. TMI. Why don't you share that with the Peruvian? They're used to llamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 So the Libertarian bent has a selfish side? 248833[/snapback] Is that somehow inconsistant with the core? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Uh, yeah. TMI. Why don't you share that with the Peruvian? They're used to llamas. 248834[/snapback] I actually bumped into her the other day for the first time in months. That was a bit uncomfortable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Current rumor here is the dude is her uncle. This story just keeps getting better. 248830[/snapback] Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka You're a c*ck sucking *ss licking uncle f*cka You're an uncle f*cka, yes its true Nobody f*cks uncles quite like you Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka You're the one that f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cka You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just f*ck your uncle all day long You're a boner biting b*stard uncle f*cka You're an uncle f*cka I must say You f*cked your uncle yesterday! Uncle f*cka... thats U-N-C-L-E f*ck you Uncle F*cka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 I actually bumped into her the other day for the first time in months. That was a bit uncomfortable... 248838[/snapback] Because you weren't wearing pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Because you weren't wearing pants? 248844[/snapback] No, because I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 No, because I was. 248851[/snapback] Kids these days. No decorum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 No, because I was. 248851[/snapback] Ah, she was "strapping" - got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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