Chef Jim Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 And if any of you knuckleheads think I need any kind of ideas on what to do.....................
Beerball Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 You bastard! You couldn't go a week earlier to help your mother celebrate her birthday?
Chef Jim Posted August 3, 2016 Author Posted August 3, 2016 You bastard! You couldn't go a week earlier to help your mother celebrate her birthday? Dude I was there last year for her 90th. WTF do you want from me??
BringBackFergy Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 Wait...thought you were heading back to go to the Giants game with me?? Ohhh, wait...you don't like football. I forgot.
Chef Jim Posted August 4, 2016 Author Posted August 4, 2016 Wait...thought you were heading back to go to the Giants game with me?? Ohhh, wait...you don't like football. I forgot. Two things I don't like. Football and yo....on wait just one thing I don't like.
BringBackFergy Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 Two things I don't like. Football and yo....on wait just one thing I don't like. I make a mean Kraft mac and cheese.
Chef Jim Posted August 4, 2016 Author Posted August 4, 2016 I make a mean Kraft mac and cheese. I never understood the adjective mean to modify that it's really, really good. Shouldn't it be "I make a really nice Kraft mac and cheese"?
CowgirlsFan Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 Excellent...hope you have fun just make sure you don't eat up all the garbage plates because their my dinner for September 14th AND all the fish fries because that's my dinner on September 16th. Hammers Lot is the location for dinner on September 15th when I come up for the TBDAHOT.
BringBackFergy Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 I never understood the adjective mean to modify that it's really, really good. Shouldn't it be "I make a really nice Kraft mac and cheese"? "Mean" refers to the effect on my gastrointestinal tract 8 hrs post-consumption.
Chef Jim Posted August 4, 2016 Author Posted August 4, 2016 Excellent...hope you have fun just make sure you don't eat up all the garbage plates because their my dinner for September 14th AND all the fish fries because that's my dinner on September 16th. Hammers Lot is the location for dinner on September 15th when I come up for the TBDAHOT. Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. I don't care that you are the only poster here worth looking at. Garbage plates have been off my diet for over a year now so they are all yours my dear! "Mean" refers to the effect on my gastrointestinal tract 8 hrs post-consumption. What the hell you putting in there?
CowgirlsFan Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. I don't care that you are the only poster here worth looking at. Garbage plates have been off my diet for over a year now so they are all yours my dear! What the hell you putting in there? It WASN'T advice it was your instructions.
Chef Jim Posted August 4, 2016 Author Posted August 4, 2016 It WASN'T advice it was your instructions. You know that's sexy when you order me around.
BringBackFergy Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 You know that's sexy when you order me around.#getaroom
DC Tom Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) And if any of you knuckleheads think I need any kind of ideas on what to do..................... There's an outside chance I might be up there that weekend. If I do, you want to meet somewhere and get a few beers... No, I didn't type that with a straight face. Let's just avoid each other. We're better off that way. Edit: that's not advice. Just a sound observation. Edited August 4, 2016 by DC Tom
Chef Jim Posted August 4, 2016 Author Posted August 4, 2016 There's an outside chance I might be up there that weekend. If I do, you want to meet somewhere and get a few beers... No, I didn't type that with a straight face. Let's just avoid each other. We're better off that way. Edit: that's not advice. Just a sound observation. Whoa that really freaked me out for a second. Are you really going to be there? If so I may just scrap the whole thing now. The family will understand. I've told them about you.
BuffaloBill Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 You know that's sexy when you order me around. You... A submissive pervert???? Now we understand...
Chef Jim Posted August 4, 2016 Author Posted August 4, 2016 Advice: stay there Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. And this is some pretty weird advice. Just in case you're not familiar with how these inner tubes work I can post from anywhere.
IDBillzFan Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 You're going from CA all the way to NY? Man, you're a Pokeman Go superstar!
Chef Jim Posted August 4, 2016 Author Posted August 4, 2016 You're going from CA all the way to NY? Man, you're a Pokeman Go superstar! My niece posted a pic of some pokething she "caught" in her front yard which is where I'm staying for a few days. I told her I'm bringing some Pokemon killer.
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