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Tries really, really hard to be good at his profession.

Name is really close to "gugly," or "fugly," but not and that's all that matters.

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Name is really close to "gugly," or "fugly," but not and that's all that matters.

 

Other than when the Bills were courting Mario Williams, there's never been more traffic on twobillsdrive than when he went "missing."

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Other than when the Bills were courting Mario Williams, there's never been more traffic on twobillsdrive than when he went "missing."

^^Responsible for my absence. Kidnapped me and locked me in a locked basement with just a pen, some paper, and avocado dip. My family financed the ransom cost for my freedom at 12 months same as cash. He fell for it.

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^^Responsible for my absence. Kidnapped me and locked me in a locked basement with just a pen, some paper, and avocado dip. My family financed the ransom cost for my freedom at 12 months same as cash. He fell for it.

 

Ate a bunch of avocado dip that had obviously turned brown long before the 12th month ended, and still shows no apparent hatred for his abductor.

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Is an excellent banjo player

Your avatar is OKAY, given the circumstances.

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Never killed more than three hookers in any given five month span of time.

I killed seven fat catfish TODAY!

 

Youre kinda cool,I guesss.

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Apostrophies??? We don't need no stinking apostrophies!!

Apostro what? Get some new glasses.

 

You are beautiful.

 

Was not responsible in any way for the production of Heaven's Gate.

Your are a beautiful idjutt

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Stays up with the times by changing his name every two years based on whoever happens to be the Bills star du jour.

 

Is good friends with every woman he knows.

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Despite his failures, tries really hard to outsmart gatorman.

 

The most high-functioning prefrontal lobotomy patient I've ever encountered.

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