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  On 7/30/2016 at 4:52 PM, Gugny said:

Tries really, really hard to be good at his profession.

Name is really close to "gugly," or "fugly," but not and that's all that matters.

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  On 7/30/2016 at 5:16 PM, Juror#8 said:

Name is really close to "gugly," or "fugly," but not and that's all that matters.

 

Other than when the Bills were courting Mario Williams, there's never been more traffic on twobillsdrive than when he went "missing."

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  On 7/30/2016 at 5:54 PM, Gugny said:

Other than when the Bills were courting Mario Williams, there's never been more traffic on twobillsdrive than when he went "missing."

^^Responsible for my absence. Kidnapped me and locked me in a locked basement with just a pen, some paper, and avocado dip. My family financed the ransom cost for my freedom at 12 months same as cash. He fell for it.

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  On 7/30/2016 at 6:07 PM, Juror#8 said:

^^Responsible for my absence. Kidnapped me and locked me in a locked basement with just a pen, some paper, and avocado dip. My family financed the ransom cost for my freedom at 12 months same as cash. He fell for it.

 

Ate a bunch of avocado dip that had obviously turned brown long before the 12th month ended, and still shows no apparent hatred for his abductor.

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  On 7/29/2016 at 10:27 PM, DC Tom said:

 

He never "accidentally" sits on his testicles.

Wait, are you insinuating that I sit on my balls on purpose? Like, what, who would want to do that?

 

Tom is a hemaphrodite poster.

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  On 7/30/2016 at 10:51 PM, /dev/null said:

Is an excellent banjo player

Your avatar is OKAY, given the circumstances.

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  On 7/30/2016 at 11:09 PM, SAMMY HANDWICH said:

Your avatar is OKAY, given the circumstances.

 

Never killed more than three hookers in any given five month span of time.

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  On 7/30/2016 at 11:15 PM, DC Tom said:

 

Never killed more than three hookers in any given five month span of time.

I killed seven fat catfish TODAY!

 

Youre kinda cool,I guesss.

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  On 7/30/2016 at 11:21 PM, SAMMY HANDWICH said:

I killed seven fat catfish TODAY!

 

Youre kinda cool,I guesss.

Apostrophies??? We don't need no stinking apostrophies!!
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  On 7/31/2016 at 1:09 AM, BringBackFergy said:

Apostrophies??? We don't need no stinking apostrophies!!

 

Was not responsible in any way for the production of Heaven's Gate.

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  On 7/31/2016 at 1:09 AM, BringBackFergy said:

Apostrophies??? We don't need no stinking apostrophies!!

Apostro what? Get some new glasses.

 

You are beautiful.

  On 7/31/2016 at 1:15 AM, DC Tom said:

 

Was not responsible in any way for the production of Heaven's Gate.

Your are a beautiful idjutt

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  On 7/31/2016 at 1:39 AM, SAMMY HANDWICH said:

Apostro what? Get some new glasses.

 

You are beautiful.

 

Your are a beautiful idjutt

Stays up with the times by changing his name every two years based on whoever happens to be the Bills star du jour.

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  On 8/2/2016 at 5:29 PM, The Real Buffalo Joe said:

Stays up with the times by changing his name every two years based on whoever happens to be the Bills star du jour.

 

Is good friends with every woman he knows.

Posted
  On 8/2/2016 at 5:34 PM, The Real Buffalo Joe said:

Despite his failures, tries really hard to outsmart gatorman.

 

The most high-functioning prefrontal lobotomy patient I've ever encountered.

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