Marty McFly Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 On 7/30/2016 at 2:22 AM, YoloinOhio said: Bills will be 19th. They do it in draft order. They just did the 5th team today. This year's Bills write up should be epic. #fullypregnant hell yeah. Fully preggo Ryan brothers having a baby hope its not a still born.
YoloinOhio Posted August 2, 2016 Author Posted August 2, 2016 The write up on the Niners is glorious @drewmagary http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-san-francisco-49ers-1784694100
entropyrules Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 reading the fan comments makes me glad to root for a team with the Pegulas as owners..maybe they never get it right in terms of GM and coach but they could never be as idiotic as Haslam and York
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 Despite the recycling of some of the set up rhetoric, entertaining read none the less
vincec Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 On 7/28/2016 at 3:36 PM, Luxy312 said: These bring tears of hilarity. It may not look so funny when they do the Bills.
nemhoff Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 On 8/2/2016 at 6:30 PM, YoloinOhio said: The write up on the Niners is glorious @drewmagary http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-san-francisco-49ers-1784694100 no kidding, that was great. The comments on this one were hilarious. The one guy that sent the link to the halftime score of the Steelers game was priceless
jimmy10 Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 The Dolphins one is up... I'm two paragraphs in and already laughing. Adam Gase, sixth in line for the British Crown. Ha! http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113
Beef Jerky Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 This Browns video makes me laugh so hard. http://deadspin.com/browns-fans-shot-the-saddest-goddamn-videos-as-their-te-1745415079
NickelCity Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 Quote This is not a city known for its collective brainpower. These people are easy marks. We’re talking about a city that has all the grace and charm of a Margaritaville chain restaurant on its best day. They took literal paradise and turned it into a paved-over Navy base, filled with aggressive douchebros in pooka shell necklaces grabbing asses outside a bunch of overpriced Gaslamp Quarter fusion restaurants. This place is Colorado Springs on the Pacific. It’s frat finishing school. I'm dying. San Diego is the macaroni grill of coastal towns.
Luxy312 Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 On 8/2/2016 at 11:20 PM, vincec said: It may not look so funny when they do the Bills. Considering that it's all tongue in cheek, and not a real opinion piece, I think they're all funny.
The Wiz Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 On 8/2/2016 at 11:20 PM, vincec said: It may not look so funny when they do the Bills.I can already predict something about Rob Ryan getting the job because Rex is the only person dumb enough to hire him. Not to mention karlo's and the other off field issues.
YoloinOhio Posted August 3, 2016 Author Posted August 3, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 6:48 PM, Luxy312 said: Considering that it's all tongue in cheek, and not a real opinion piece, I think they're all funny. he can pretty much lift his Bills content right off of TSW
Rubes Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 5:52 PM, jimmy10 said: The Dolphins one is up... I'm two paragraphs in and already laughing. Adam Gase, sixth in line for the British Crown. Ha! http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113 The Dolphins writeup is pure awesomeness. "South Florida is where America goes to fall apart. It is our national case of jock itch." Best comment: "People got better things to do down here, like mortgage fraud, identify theft, Medicare fraud, and social security fraud."
YoloinOhio Posted August 3, 2016 Author Posted August 3, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 7:49 PM, Rubes said: The Dolphins writeup is pure awesomeness. "South Florida is where America goes to fall apart. It is our national case of jock itch." Best comment: "People got better things to do down here, like mortgage fraud, identify theft, Medicare fraud, and social security fraud."
eball Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 The Fish writeup may be the best yet. One amusing NFL tradition is when a horrible team’s season is over and the interim guy gets a token interview for the permanent job. I guarantee you that Campbell thought he had a chance. I guarantee you that he stormed into that conference room with a vein bursting from his dick and a PowerPoint presentation that consisted of nothing but scans of GNC product labels. WE’RE GONNA PLAY !@#$ING DOLPHIN FOOTBALL, MOTHER!@#$ERS!!!
YoloinOhio Posted August 4, 2016 Author Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) Tampa Bay is hilarious when they get done with Jameis they address Glennon's giraffe neck and say they hand out safari gear to stadium patrons when he takes the field http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1784819402 Edited August 4, 2016 by YoloinOhio
Big C Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 On 8/4/2016 at 8:25 PM, YoloinOhio said: Tampa Bay is hilarious when they get done with Jameis they address Glennon's giraffe neck and say they hand out safari gear to stadium patrons when he takes the field http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1784819402 That Jameis GIF remains priceless.
3rdand12 Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 On 7/30/2016 at 2:25 AM, Marty McFly said: hell yeah. Fully preggo Ryan brothers having a baby hope its not a still born. careful buddy. not some thing to break chops about probably. Now if they birth some antichrist or something equally malevolent !!
3rdand12 Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 5:52 PM, jimmy10 said: The Dolphins one is up... I'm two paragraphs in and already laughing. Adam Gase, sixth in line for the British Crown. Ha! http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113 This stuff is really magnificent ! On 8/3/2016 at 6:48 PM, Luxy312 said: Considering that it's all tongue in cheek, and not a real opinion piece, I think they're all funny. they sure are.
Heitz Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 5:52 PM, jimmy10 said: The Dolphins one is up... I'm two paragraphs in and already laughing. Adam Gase, sixth in line for the British Crown. Ha! http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113 Classic! "Gase helped Cutler cut down on his interceptions, an accomplishment so widely heralded you would have thought Gase built the f'n pyramids by hand." I'm pretty sure the Bills one is just going to be a cut and paste of a Sully article!
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