Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 Can't even sit on the turlet without complaining on the internets. Has micro genitalia
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 Sits on his genitalias for fun. Plural? Huh. Â Uses dead, gutted squid to masterbate.
/dev/null Posted July 27, 2016 Author Posted July 27, 2016 Plural? Huh. Â Uses dead, gutted squid to masterbate. is blissfully unaware that his cat really is plotting to kill him. but only because of the size ratio, which if reversed it would have eaten you long ago.
Maury Ballstein Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 is blissfully unaware that his cat really is plotting to kill him. but only because of the size ratio, which if reversed it would have eaten you long ago. Used to have a good job before he started touring the world to watch Sinbad.
Maury Ballstein Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 (*^*&%^$^#stoner. Was hilarious the first 4 times. Go turn your Bunsen burner off Skolnick.
4merper4mer Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 Was hilarious the first 4 times. Go turn your Bunsen burner off Skolnick. Â Â (*^*&%^$^#stoner
BringBackFergy Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 Â Â (*^*&%^$^#stoner Has three hamsters named Rex, Rob and Ryan who are trained to fetch his mail and groom his wart covered back.
mrags Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 Has three hamsters named Rex, Rob and Ryan who are trained to fetch his mail and groom his wart covered back.often asks 4merper4mer to babysit his hamsters. Â 4merper4mer always gets them back all covered in "fudge" with hunks of meat stuck to their claws
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 Can't even sit on the turlet without complaining on the internets. Believed his screen name is clever
Maury Ballstein Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 often asks 4merper4mer to babysit his hamsters. 4merper4mer always gets them back all covered in "fudge" with hunks of meat stuck to their claws Snuck DC tom and 4merper out of jail because they wouldn't stop tossing salads vociferously
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 Attends children's beauty pageants, but doesn't know any of the participants.
BringBackFergy Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 ^^^ Is a four-star member of the Lane Bryant message board.
Just Jack Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 ^^^ Is a four-star member of the Lane Bryant message board. Actually wants to change his member name to BringBackMarone but is afraid of being ridiculed
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 Used to lift things up and put them down. Now, he just prays for a solid bowel movement every day.
Guffalo Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 Has peephole camera footage of meth addicts showering
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Posted July 27, 2016 Enjoys viewing said camera footage online while he slaps the salami.
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