Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Can't even sit on the turlet without complaining on the internets. Has micro genitalia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Sits on his genitalias for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Sits on his genitalias for fun. Plural? Huh. Â Uses dead, gutted squid to masterbate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 27, 2016 Author Share Posted July 27, 2016 Plural? Huh. Â Uses dead, gutted squid to masterbate. is blissfully unaware that his cat really is plotting to kill him. but only because of the size ratio, which if reversed it would have eaten you long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 is blissfully unaware that his cat really is plotting to kill him. but only because of the size ratio, which if reversed it would have eaten you long ago. Used to have a good job before he started touring the world to watch Sinbad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 (*^*&%^$^#stoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 (*^*&%^$^#stoner. Was hilarious the first 4 times. Go turn your Bunsen burner off Skolnick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Was hilarious the first 4 times. Go turn your Bunsen burner off Skolnick. Â Â (*^*&%^$^#stoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Â Â (*^*&%^$^#stoner Has three hamsters named Rex, Rob and Ryan who are trained to fetch his mail and groom his wart covered back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Has three hamsters named Rex, Rob and Ryan who are trained to fetch his mail and groom his wart covered back.often asks 4merper4mer to babysit his hamsters. Â 4merper4mer always gets them back all covered in "fudge" with hunks of meat stuck to their claws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Can't even sit on the turlet without complaining on the internets. Believed his screen name is clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 often asks 4merper4mer to babysit his hamsters. 4merper4mer always gets them back all covered in "fudge" with hunks of meat stuck to their claws Snuck DC tom and 4merper out of jail because they wouldn't stop tossing salads vociferously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PO16FFS Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Truly is an idiot! Â From Fredex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Attends children's beauty pageants, but doesn't know any of the participants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamSandwhich Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Had to google how to spell "pageants". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 ^^^ Is a four-star member of the Lane Bryant message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 ^^^ Is a four-star member of the Lane Bryant message board. Actually wants to change his member name to BringBackMarone but is afraid of being ridiculed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Used to lift things up and put them down. Now, he just prays for a solid bowel movement every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Has peephole camera footage of meth addicts showering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Enjoys viewing said camera footage online while he slaps the salami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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